Angleski Council

Island referendum - Do you want to... 1. Keep Angleski separate ...or 2. NOT merge with Gwynedd

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Travel Update:

#Anglesey has relocated to the Mediterranean until further notice so don’t bother...

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@_khkmagduru_ Action Man fishing reel

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@LSRPlaid @Independent Reform is a bit of a knackered unpredictable donkey though, pob lwc Plaid ✊

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@LSRPlaid @Independent Reform is a bit of a knackered unpredictable donkey though, pob lwc Plaid ✊

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@AmericaSpoof No they can fuck off

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Please do not fly tip nuclear weapons… think of the environment! Nuclear weapons can be placed in the blue recycling box. Alternatively they can be taken to your nearest recycling centre (make sure you have proof of residency like a driving licence, oh and a WMD licence)

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Our glorious mayor has made a statement…

“It’s the 4th of July! The polling stations are open and everyone* is having a wonderful time!”

*except the Tories

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🚨 Breaking Financial News 🚨

#Holyhead Aluminium Mine to be sponsored by #Viagra

#Anglesey #YnysMôn

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! It was last year!! 🤨
#MyTwitterAnniversary
10 Years of glorious Government on the People’s Republic of Angleski

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@adj4life72 I think our glorious council needs a T-shirt range

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Great news - the Council has fixed #MenaiBridge 👍
First delivery to Waitrose was this morning…

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Breaking News

To avoid rust in future #MenaiBridge is going to be remade entirely out of rubber

Thank you for your patience 👍

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Breaking Fake News:

Anglesey to be renamed Ynys Mourne for one day only to pay its respect to @THEJamesWhale and his completely sensible ideas

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Angleski Council leader has announced he will be resigning in 2037 in order to spend more time with his money (after which he will remain ‘Caretaker Leader’ until he and everyone else is dead)

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Updated advice following #Jubilee parties…

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Hiding in a holiday home in #Anglesey and not sure which bin to put the helium balloons in after #VEDay ? Well, it’s the black bin obviously 🙄 🎈

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@rhyddni @andylancelot @OwsWills …AND VISA’s diolch yn fawr iawn

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@nursebaptie @andylancelot @YnysMonLabour Absolutely - you can find us just next to Sicily.

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The map appears to have been stolen. How ironic!

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Travel Update:

#Anglesey has relocated to the Mediterranean until further notice so don’t bother...

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@MerielMyers How dare they. As a citizen of Angleski you have our full protection. We will send the secret service around to sort them out
…oh wait it’s the weekend…
Monday morning we’ll sort them out

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Celebrating eight years of the glorious People’s Republic of Angleski ✊🏻

#MyTwitterAnniversary

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@SetCheshire Little known fact: Daleks are made in Wales. Be afraid 👍