Hutch Johnson's Rage

I don't just give you the weather. I AM THE WEATHER. @TooDrunkTom has got nothing on me. Occasional anger management patient. Parody Account.

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Do everyone a favor tonight, don't get blackout and drive in a whiteout. #blizzard

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So cold tonight my whiskey coke froze in my cup holder while I turned off my car to sleep off this bender. Bundle up bitches.

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Hutch vs. Winter Storm Gandolf. HUTCH WINS EVERY TIME! Time to get liquor'd up and verbally abuse some interns.

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Had to get a new pair of slacks because the raging erection I have for this storm ripped a hole in my crotch.

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Gonna be some wild weather this weekend folks, I'll keep ya posted on this shitstorm about to unleash it's wrath on the RRV.

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@DestiniSpaeth All I got to say is I hope you got ice skates if you wanna go anywhere tomorrow. It'll be slicker than my bomb ass hair do.

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Nice and warm today, FREEZING RAIN TOMORROW. There's your fucking weather ya ungrateful sons of bitches.

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Here's your forecast. Big Mick had to cover for me this morning, had a little case of the bottle flu. http://t.co/ThEqHc7g

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@PThomas19 Wait, I'm getting a forecast for this golf game. 100% chance of tears from Tom after I spank his ass up and down the links.

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I'm gonna get blackout angry tonight and drink a bottle of scotch. @TooDrunkTom will probably do the same, only in reverse order.

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Here's your rainbow fucking radar. Put together by our team of geeky virgins that run our website. http://t.co/ThEqHc7g

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I forecast snow for Fargo, it starts to rain. Time to verbally abuse my interns. #wheretheyat