Tom Szymanski

I like my interns young, my whiskey on the rocks, and my skies partly cloudy. If you need the weather, look out the fucking window.
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[Tom Szymanski @TooDrunkTom]

“@TannerDahl: @TooDrunkTom TOM SCHMANZSKI RT” Can it, nerd

[Hutch Johnson's Rage @AngryHutch]

I'm gonna get blackout angry tonight and drink a bottle of scotch. @TooDrunkTom will probably do the same, only in reverse order.

[Tom Szymanski @TooDrunkTom]

Predicting it will be complete darkness tonight, and I'm not talking about the weather #blacked

[Tom Szymanski @TooDrunkTom]

Tip: Add a little bit of Baileys to your coffee tomorrow morning
Pro Tip: Add a little bit of coffee to your Baileys tomorrow morning

[Tom Szymanski @TooDrunkTom]

Drinking with the interns tonight, who wants a raise... ;)

[Tom Szymanski @TooDrunkTom]

Only thing on my Christmas list is a new liver. And if I can't get that, someone at least buy me a fucking Scotch

[Tom Szymanski @TooDrunkTom]

Mixing my first drink of the night. Which means I'm mixing my 9th drink of the day #allday #erday

[Tom Szymanski @TooDrunkTom]

Just woke up in a snow bank. Thank god I predicted clear skies this morning #drinktothat

[Tom Szymanski @TooDrunkTom]

College party at #728elmst the weather is getting hott with #collegegirls #drunkagain

[Tom Szymanski @TooDrunkTom]

Looking for a sober ride from the @northernfargo. Extra leg room is a must. Need to be at the station in 15 minutes.. Fuck it ill just drive

[Tom Szymanski @TooDrunkTom]

Can't wait until the @NDSU Bison play for another nat'l championship, I love when college girls get drunk and make bad decisions #happyTom

[Tom Szymanski @TooDrunkTom]

@littlemichael09 friends think you're a drunk and you're not really the 'school' type, have you considered doing the weather? #perfect4u

[Tom Szymanski @TooDrunkTom]

Wrong again on the weather today... Should have studied the meteorology report last night instead of blowing my paycheck at the Northern

[Tom Szymanski @TooDrunkTom]

@SteinsIncHockey Any room for an old man to come slap the puck around? Also i love #collegegirls and #whiskey

[Tom Szymanski @TooDrunkTom]

Tonights forecast: Rolling blackouts across the Red River Valley #drunkagain