Rocket Riley

Don't touch me. Unless you're @ultrateg.

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

@ettay WTF? /cc @rayners @boosteryule @angryrocket

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

@hrwalf While I appreciate your visits, I suspect removing @BoosterYule & myself from our home is a flimsy pretense to pick up bitches.

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

@mattyule Come home soon. I'm licking my feet too much. I miss you, stupidface.

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

@ultrateg You're never going to get tail with shit like that. Not even mine.

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

Dog, grant me the grrrenity
to resent the things I cannot change;
couRage to bite the things I can;
and wisdom to know when to run.

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

OUWF! I sthneezthed an banged my noseth on thu floor... <(O.O)>

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

@ettay rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. & you wonder why I don't trust humans? rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

@hrwalf When are you coming to visit me? You are overdue. You may bring cookies to apologize.

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

@hrwalf Unless it gets rained out @buhny's gonna drag me to the BK Chihuahua MeetUp. >:( Otherwise the humans might be doing #ITP30 stuff.

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

@hrwalf Come & get it, bitch!

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

@BoosterYule Shhhhhh! Shutthefuckup!!

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

@ihatemommyblogs Thx 4the offer, but I have 8 -u could nvr compare. Keep up the good rancor tho, I appreci8 tht it might reduce # of humans.

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

@ihatemommyblogs I admire your vitriol.

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

Yes! I got that sneeze all over @buhny's bare foot - put on some damn clothes you ugly naked ape!

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

@hrwalf Really? You should elaborate on this wolf-hug-trap, only by studying one's mistakes can one learn to avoid them.

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

Come hang out in the living room bed, Froggie, I want to tell you about my dinner.

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

Shhh..it's alright froggie, you can sleep in the bedroom with me now.

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

I see you have brought me pizza. Good job pissants, now give me all your crusts.

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

Stupid walk. Now my toes hurt.

[Rocket Riley @AngryRocket]

The people outside the window need to SHUT THE FUCK UP! Shut it! Get away from my window!!