Jesus Christ

This is the one and only REAL Jesus Christ. I am very disappointed about the way things are going in the world, and I'm here to vent my frustrations.

[Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey]

Me: *points to blonde policeman*
Wife: What are you doing?
Me: It's a fair cop.
Wife: ...
Me: ...
Wife: *sighs* I bet you tweet that.

[Stu. @dysondoc]

*slut-drops into work*

[Jesus Christ @AngrySavior]

Remember me? I saved your ass.

[Jesus Christ @AngrySavior]

Brb, shitting golden bricks.

[Jesus Christ @AngrySavior]

@CA5TAN3DA YOU are one of MY favorites too! 😘

[Jesus Christ @AngrySavior]

Hit the #dougie while she suckin' on my #penile.

[Jesus Christ @AngrySavior]

@GooglePics @TheWorldImages looks like my left testicle.

[Jesus Christ @AngrySavior]

#lol #life

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.

[Chief Keef @lamChiefKeef]

You're much happier when you don't give a fuck.

[Jesus Christ @AngrySavior]

#CelestialBeans

[Jesus Christ @AngrySavior]

Sweeeeeeeet gasoliiiiiinee

[Jesus Christ @AngrySavior]

Incessant explosive diarrhea #makesmemad. Where is @rushlimbaugh's toilet paper tongue when you need it?

[Jesus Christ @AngrySavior]

Dying #makesmemad but I guess respawning makes up for it. #JesusPowers

[Jesus Christ @AngrySavior]

You know what #makesmemad? Crocs.

[Jesus Christ @AngrySavior]

@jimmyfallon's existence #makesmemad. Again, thanks, Dad. Get it together.

[Jesus Christ @AngrySavior]

This weather #makesmemad. Thanks, Dad.