Angry Dance Teacher

I obsess over my work and students too much

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

I am all three of these, sometimes in the same class 😂

[Teacher Problems @HSTeachProbs]

Update

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

I’m so excited to start this year’s solos. It’s amazing to see their progression year after year!

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

The dance moms seriously camp out in the parking lot with folding chairs. I think it’s hilarious. They can stay out there and have their fun while I have peace and quiet in here!

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

One thing I hope stays from COVID times: no parents in the studio (except littles). It has been so peaceful…

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

#danceteacherlife #danceteacherprobs

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

Kids were giggling at the barre because an ANT is crawling on the floor. I go to squish it and it disappears in a crack. 5 min later and they’re giggling again, the ant survived and was back for vengeance. Finally killed it and they were obsessed with the guts on the floor 🤢😂

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

Parents messaging me about level placements-please stop! Take your delusions of grandeur to someone else. I’m not taking the bait!

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

Do you ever get so excited and into teaching your class that you can’t catch your breath and your voice cracks and you sound like you’re dying? Yeah that was me today. I’m out of shape 🙈

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

@dancestudi0prob Yes! Didn’t get on the team you wanted…so you quit team?! Entitlement at its best.

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

It really gets me how parents throw an absolute fit when their kid doesn’t move up a level. This is not like grades in school! Just because you improved doesn’t mean you move up every single year! We don’t have 12 levels lol

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

Yet another track casualty...this one is out for the summer and maybe fall too. I just want to yell at these dumbass coaches that allow their kids to consistently push past injury.

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

Me: why can’t these kids remember their choreography?!
Also me: forgets my own choreography as I’m teaching it

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

We’ve had this recital dance done for 4 months, why do you continue to not take any corrections and f up the same part over and over again. Can’t wait for this to be over

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

@Judgydancemom WTF that’s not okay

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

This comp has the dreariest stage I’ve ever seen. Literally no lights. It’s like we’re dancing in a prison basement

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

I’m all for doing other activities outside of dance but I HATE TRACK. I’ve had several kids already tight in their hamstrings end up hurting themselves, and then they can’t dance.

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

My kids when I try to get them to use their head and épaulement

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

@MamaDoctorJones Yes please. The more they do, they more they miss. So many kids always gone from dance for other things, and wonder why they are not improving like their peers!

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

Went to a comp w/ normal schedule and there were SO MANY people without masks 🤢 I’ll go back to block schedule thx

[Angry Dance Teacher @AngryTecher]

Next comp is 6 days away and still no schedule, when it’s been full for months. This is ridiculous. I feel for my parents who might have to figure out taking off work at the last minute.