AngryCopping

Clearly NOT the Festival booker for Download Festival and Promoter for Live Nation. Parody. The original & the angriest since 2016

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

SAT ON A BEACH EARNING 20 FUCKING PERCENT!
ANY DRAMA ABOUT?

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

@tranCendenZ BLEW THE BUDGET ON A RUBBER DUCK FOR M SHADOWS, BUT KEEP THE FAITH MAX, MAYBE 2025?

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

MISS ME FUCKERS??????

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

SHOUT OUT TO MY IMPOSTOR FOR NOT TAKING IT TOO SERIOUSLY

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

I’VE SEEN SHIT YOU CUNTS WOULDN’T BELIEVE.
HIPPIES ON FIRE IN TIE-DYED NYLON.
I’VE SEEN A DRUNK SOUTH AFRICAN FALL OUT OF A SHITTER, AND VOMIT ON HIS MATE.

ALL THESE “MOMENTS” WILL BE LOST IN TIME.
LIKE BEERS DOWN THE DRAIN.

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

ADIOS FUCKERS. IT’S BEEN FUN.
I’VE BEEN GREAT.
YOU – AS ALWAYS - WERE A BUNCH OF GIBBERING PEASANT SCUM.
NOW GET TO FUCK. AND WHEN YOU GET THERE, GET TO FUCK SOME MORE

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU DISGUSTING PEASANT FILTH.
NOW FUCK OFF.

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

WARNING: IF YOU GET SENT A LINK TO LISTEN TO THE NEW ED SHEERAN AND ELTON JOHN CHRISTMAS SONG, DO NOT FUCKING OPEN IT.
IT CONTAINS A LINK TO LISTEN TO THE NEW ED SHEERAN AND ELTON JOHN CHRISTMAS SONG.
#STAYFUCKINGSAFE

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

BIG UP THE ORIGINAL GOLD HOT-PANTS TREND SETTER.
GET WELL & SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
https://t.co/HX7VVha5wK

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

UPDATE: VINCE NEIL'S GREATEST SOLO HIT IS NOW A CONCRETE FLOOR
https://t.co/7wp9Cws8Wz

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

WE WILL BE HOLDING A CANDLELIT VIGIL FOR JOJO AND HIS STRUGGLES TOMORROW AT 8PM. ALL WELCOME.
BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING CANDLES
#PRAYFORJOJO

[Jojo Rocket Queen Hamilton @JojoHamilton197]

@Angry_Copping Fuck right off Angry i can't play my fucking coin master game!!!!!

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

TO ALL THE REFUGEES FROM FACEBOOK & INSTAGRAM:
WELCOME.
NOW FUCK OFF
#BEMOREKIND

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

YOU FUCKING DIMWITS SAID YOU WANTED NICKLEBACK
THEREFORE WE HAVE GIVEN YOU: DANISH NICKLEBACK PLAYING ELVIS SONGS IN THE "CLUB STYLE":
VOLBEAT

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

IN THE INTERESTS OF EQUALITY, YOU FUCKERS WANTED MORE FEMALE BANDS.... THEREFORE WE HAVE GIVEN YOU THE BIGGEST FANNIES IN THE LAND:
BLACK VEIL BRIDES

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

HYPE TRAIN MOTHERFUCKERS: BE ON BOARD OR BE A BELLEND

EITHER WAY: I AWAIT YOUR PETULANT AND IMPOTENT TEARS

[Download Festival @DownloadFest]

Downloaders, get ready… Your next #DL2022 line up announcement and day splits drop tomorrow at 10am! 🚨🔥🤘

#DL2022

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

DESPITE THE UTTER FUCKING LIES CONTAINED WITHIN THIS TWEET ABOUT RAIN AT OUR GLORIOUS FESTIVAL, OUR BRAND REPRESENTATIVES WILL BE IN TOUCH TO DISCUSS FRANCHISING OPTIONS

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: IN 2022, OUR MAIN STAGE WILL BE RENAMED "GERONIMO THE ALPACA STAGE"
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

I WOULD LIKE TO WISH ALL YOU DISGUSTING SPLITTERS GOING TO BLOODSTOCK TOMORROW A LOVELY TIME.
I WILL - OF COURSE - BE ENJOYING THE EVENT FROM THE SAFETY OF VIP: FAR AWAY FROM YOU FUCKING DIRTY SWAMP DONKEYS.

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

THIS IS ABSOLUTE THE LAST TIME I GET MYSELF INVOLVED WITH FUCKING CHARITY GIGS

[AngryCopping @Angry_Copping]

ALL LIES.
THE SUN NEVER STOPS SHINING ON THE FUCKING HALLOWED TURF (TM) OF DONINGTON.
BLOCKED FOR SPREADING MALICIOUS SLANDER
#HATERSGONNAHATE

[Tony Stanley @Korntony]

@vickyhungerford We have issues with the weather at download.. can you make sure we don't have this issue at bloodstock.. I know @MrAndyCopping tries to sort the weather every year for us... Fails more often than not...don't let us down @vickyhungerford !!