T.A.O.

Hope springs eternal and disappointment never ends.

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

My kids take classes like gymnastics and ballet because I enjoy spending hundreds of dollars to watch them ignore people other than me.

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@bria_110 Preach!

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@LyfeOfRyley Just something I learned being one of those boys a few decades ago.

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@MMMac88 Obviously, brought to us by big orthodontia. 😉

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@sirengreeneyes Some times jail doesn’t sound so bad. 3 squares a day, TV time, no worries about picking an outfit, free tube socks. 😉

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@RockNRoLL_85 “El Diablo.”

[KJ @IDontSpeakWhine]

My daughter made blondie brownies and my son bit into one and said, "Thank you.... for teaching me what sadness tastes like" and if looks could kill, that little food critic would be dead

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@MMMac88 Well, the super-hotness chisels away a lot of intimidation and replaces it with unreasonable hope.

Dudes are weird. 🤷‍♂️😉

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@sthrnsweettea Nice cover.

[Steve Olivas @steveolivas]

Just booked a second appearance for rock star astrophysicist (from the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics), Jonathan McDowell!!

In late August, I’ll once again WOW him with everything I know about the field!

*Check out his first appearance in March, 2020

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@SNFonNBC Kobe Bryant.

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@steveolivas Depends, are we talking a super collider, or some sort of all-male adult film? 😉

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@MysterySolvent Moby Dickhead? 🤷‍♂️😉

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@DeathBecumsMe And don’t act very Christ-like. 🤔

[JusTurBesT 🕊 @jusnoyar]

Is booblicios correct adjective for a secretary?
I want to get this appreciation letter right.

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Today I get to explain to my boss how the consultant (fyi the first 3 letters are con) he hired didn’t include all the data, used the wrong model, and thus came to the incorrect conclusions.

Keep in mind, my boss proudly tells how he got a C- in statistics. 🤨

#Painful

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@MMMac88 64 ounces (at least) a day. I guess I’m covered. 😉

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@ThisPlaceAgain Can’t fight when you’re completely right! 😉

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@indigo_raven_ Cuz you’re drop dead gorgeous.

🤩🔥🤩🔥🤩🔥