Lil Bit 🌈

Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra.🖕🏻🍊Find me on IG

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

oh shit. i'm at a doctors appointment, and i legit forgot to take the sugar glider out of my sports bra. let's hope she stays asleep!!!

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

i don’t know how to explain this but my vibe is Karen Wheeler + Derek

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

The bar for 2026 is so low it’s basically a speed bump

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

I’m only staying up until midnight on New Years to watch 2025 DIE

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

My 11yo was watching a Stranger Things youtube quiz that asked "what makes the viewer suspect that the mayor in season 3 is corrupt?"

And she shouted out "because he works in the government!"

She’s not wrong 😭

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

@p_summerland Wow this blew up when I wasn’t looking lol

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

My daughter was mad at me and yelled “I’m gonna spend the day in my room and you’ll be ALL ALONE all day!” And that just isn’t the threat she thinks it is

[Ginger @gingerbrigade1]

I talk to my dogs out loud and have them respond to me in their little puppy voices. This is completely normal!

[Mal @TheRealPalMal]

[About the new foster dog]

Me: I think he's about 6 or 7 years.

My Gen Z kids: *grins*

Me: Don't.

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

Explaining the miracle of salmon spawning to my spawn

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Oh no, it looks like I’ve had a little too much to think

[⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔٭⊹ @metickleu]

1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat. 2. Open cabinets. Nothing to eat. 3. Lower standards and repeat.

[Ginger @gingerbrigade1]

At this point I’m pretty sure I was born a hot mess.

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

@deloisivete Make them fight. It’s the only answer.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Ordered my kids food from two different places and the drivers are about to arrive at the same time, and why does this feel so embarrassing

[meghan @deloisivete]

Me: *screams into the void*

Spirit Halloween: *screams back*

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary so I can relax

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

I saw a dog wearing a vest that said “Not Friendly, Do Not Approach” and do they make these for people? Cause I want one