The Anguished Writer

I write. I anguish over writing. I’m a perpetually anguished writer. Don’t save me from myself, thanks.

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Kiss me, human bean

[The Anguished Writer @AnguishedWriter]

Duck autocorrect.
#holyshot #duckyou #editfail #writingwoes

[The Anguished Writer @AnguishedWriter]

My brain just tried to spell 'rowdy' as 'raudy'. And 'roadie' as...... 'rowdy'.
Well good luck then, Raudy Rowdy, Spawn of Utter Exhaustion.

[The Anguished Writer @AnguishedWriter]

“Cheffing” is a word.
E.g. “His culinary expertise came from many years of cheffing in the best restaurants around the world.”
But it’s too slangy for a professional eDM, I’ve been told.
WHYYY WE NEED TO BREAK DOWN THE CLASS BARRIERS PEOPLE

[The Anguished Writer @AnguishedWriter]

Dear Ernest Hemingway, writing. Writing hurts. Writing about writing hurting hurts me. What have you started
#writinghurts #ernesthemingway #didwritinghurtErnestHemingway?