Crab Ride Goon

Head Strength & Conditioning Coach, Redwall Abbey

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

Hello Shane, these are my two Division I conference championship rings. I would ask to see yours but idk if they have a program at clown college

[Shane Sparks @ShaneSparksBTN]

@FrogsStalingrad Says the guy who hides behind a Twitter handle….

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

I cook and grind magic the gathering online to chase my idle pro tour dreams and lift weights. I also watch grappling instructionals and practice Japanese. I am really not the person who should be QTing this,

[Taylor @taylorplusyou]

Single men who live alone, without a wife or girlfriend… what do you do on evenings when you're alone in your apartment?

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

@tony_m_papa Um a clown whose bringing about the end of the world? Can I get a price check on Drumpf 2024???

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

unfortunately i’ve already depicted you as the defeated tattletale william and me as the triumphant little bunny

[Gene Park @GenePark]

Hideo Kojima with Hunter Schafer

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

Angling my phone when the bartender I have a crush on walks by so she can see how good I am at Minesweeper

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

It’s well known Americans hate children but we also hate teenagers and absolutely despise people in their early twenties. In America you’re basically dead past 30 so the only acceptable age to be is 26, which is also coincidentally the worst year of your life.

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

@early90spants Can I scream

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

Need this so bad

[Kenny Cañizares ☭ @MrKennyUIO]

Mi abuelo lleno de plomo.
Mi papá lleno de asbestos.
Yo lleno de microplásticos.

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

Mickie Knuckles will be carried on the 53 as a fullback/wedge per sources

[OLEG BOLTMAN @ElHijoDelSimon]

have to appreciate the Bears following Ian Rotten's 2003-6 business model

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

I went to jiu jitsu last night then made a confit tomato sauce and rigatoni. I put my phone face down on the counter so I wouldn't look at it. Pretty simple stuff

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

I only use a Macbook at work and I constantly think I'm getting a message from the anonymous Raw General Manager

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

Improving my work life balance by replacing my children's frolicking space with an IKEA display where Claude can live freely

[Kyle @imkylelambert]

if you work from home and have the yard space, I can't recommend a backyard office enough. Built mine 3 years ago for under $20k all-in. best work-life upgrade I've ever made.

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

@abolishcxps He will be a part of their lives because he is a part of you forever

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

Swag and joie de vivre

[Kristina Bolten @Kristinartz]

People who eat alone at restaurants! what's the reason? 🤔 🍽️

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

I still can't believe Billy Beane invented sabermetrics while having all those pratfall accidents on the BBC

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

@falseroxy I'm spoiled on that LA farmer's market weapons grade shit you wouldn't even believe it

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

We really need an important caveat to "Everyone is 12" which is that everyone is also ailed by ghastly vapours in this specific domain. This is just terrible stuff

[rachel @sharkrado]

am I tripping or is this kind of an insane response to planning a date. why does everyone have these made up rules

[Crab Ride Goon @AngusLegstrong]

! UNC CRISIS ! growing out the remnants of my hair but I'm going to 34-46 y/o speed dating and should probably buzz it and idk what to do