Angus

[Jessy Han @hjessy_]

Liberals: “Elbows up!”
Conservatives: “Down with Mark Carney!”

NDP sideplot:

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

Just a silly ole prankster, that Saddam.

[AB @AB84]

Diddy analyzing the freak off to see if more baby oil is needed…

[Darshak Rana ⚡️ @thedarshakrana]

The teenager bagging groceries today asked if I wanted my bread on top.

I said yes.

He nodded seriously and said, "Good call. Structural integrity is everything."

Then he arranged my bags like he was building a cathedral.

His coworker laughed at him.

But my bread arrived home unpunched, my tomatoes unbrushed.

Sometimes the people who care too much about small things are exactly who we need.

[MikedUpSports @MikedUpSports1]

Doctor who

[Ochai Latte @nasimali]

should have hit him harder

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Bon on a walkie talkie:

[Carson Breber @Carsobi]

It’s all anyone should be talking about.

If you use your platform to talk about anything else, history will frown upon you. This is the only story in the sport that matters.

So proud of the job we’re doing in Duval. Onto the next week.

[Laza @LazaBautista]

His neck spilling jungle juice what you think prayers gon do

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

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[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

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[krill @anthraxp1mp]

A cracker get a little cheese and ya’ll think it’s a picnic Okay

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

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[alex @vaudevillehook]

Fucking ridiculous that it’s illegal to walk around outside with a beer

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

G Hannelius on everything that’s been happening lately

“It’s been insane”