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[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

It seems the Germans spend their time practicing football rather than getting tattoos and stupid hair cuts. A lesson for England perhaps.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Rotten luck for Luis Suarez that he, of all people, should lose their balance and accidentally plunge his teeth into someone's shoulder.

[Angus @Angus_Crichton]

@joem1006 #sillybastard

[Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew]

Happy Halloween.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

So I'm there writing the bible with my homies and had to stop because my psalms were sweaty

[Angus @Angus_Crichton]

@lgtans @AdamKarakoc First I've heard of it? Pizza?

[Angus @Angus_Crichton]

@lgtans @Kenyaa_x should have got a decent phone #s3

[Angus @Angus_Crichton]

@joem1006 poor djibbers!

[Angus @Angus_Crichton]

@CalSpence25 http://t.co/yuahDakMeh

[Angus @Angus_Crichton]

"@zachbraff: Leo's one of my favorite actors, but he sure wears his watch in an odd way. http://t.co/PoQfQg4YD4" @joem1006 special needs!

[Barry Bateman @barrybateman]

BREAKING #OscarPistorius granted bail. BB

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Oscar’s defence will be that he was absolutely legless at the time.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Just can't decide which flavour to put on the pancakes

[Angus @Angus_Crichton]

@lgtans being keen #manswag