A.M.Wołowicz

Earl Grey Connoisseur, Filmmaker, Vegan and Writer.

[miles bonsignore @milesbon]

Would like to formally announce that after a morning cold brew on an empty stomach, I am ready to

😍❤️🌟*fear for my life*🌟❤️😍

[gatita mala @lilpisspot]

The best thing about this painting is that it’s named “My Bisexual Wife”

[Icona @iconawrites]

You should only worry about a “beach body” if you are a Belgian detective with a fine moustache whose summer holiday in Devon has been interrupted by a grisly murder.

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Suddenly everybody understands “my body, my choice” when it comes to vaccinations

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

you ever watch a horror movie and you sit there like:

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ◡

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are

[Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing]

every time I open my spice cupboard I’m like “my god, in 1350 I’d be an emperor”

[love bug @dollysoulsiren]

saw a girl on tiktok saying she runs to classical music pretending she’s late to the ball and you know what she was onto something

[A.M.Wołowicz @AniaWoowicz]

@MileyCyrus and @taylorswift13 really said we will get you through this year #plastichearts #folklore

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Everyone have a cup of tea.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Shakespearean tragedies, act 1 vs. act 5

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Agatha Christie’s novel ‘The Mysterious Affair at Styles’ was so precise in describing the effect of strychnine that it garnered a positive review from the journal of the Royal Pharmaceutical Society.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Behind every man is a woman who had to take matters into her own hands and frame the servants because her husband panicked in the middle of assassinating the king

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

When another complete disaster occurs:

Well that's no good
Oh dear
Not to worry
It's fine
Could be worse
Yay
Ah well
Great!
How unfortunate
Marvellous
Hardly ideal
Balls
Slightly worrying
It’s all gone pear-shaped
What a mess
Not the best outcome
Right...
Typical
Bugger
Tea?