Jerry

arcane idiot

[Jerry @AnimatronicRat]

I am American and I am black

[Jerry @AnimatronicRat]

As a newly married man it is imperative that I start developing a beer gut as soon as humanly possible.

[Jerry @AnimatronicRat]

As a man, it’s a huge aura boost to appear in one photo of the ig carousel post of a city girl. Preferably somewhere in photos 3-7 cause that seems like the sweet spot.

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

[receiving constructive feedback at work] Wow. Sorry I guess I’m just the worst employee ever.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Opening up the pissed off app to get pissed off as a break from my job where I don’t make that much money

[Jerry @AnimatronicRat]

Tfw you need to hit a lick asap

[Jerry @AnimatronicRat]

Whew that was close! Thank god my cock was obscured by that palm frond

[Jerry @AnimatronicRat]

She ain’t even jittle my yang

[Jerry @AnimatronicRat]

I’m stimming on my opps

[Jerry @AnimatronicRat]

Oh fuck i got arrested in mexico and im being extorted for having too much swag

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

The White House made a whole video about arresting Sandwich Guy like he was El Chapo, and he was just acquitted of the only misdemeanor charges that stuck.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Mob guy that literally extorted small businesses for protection money: we wouldn’t a stood for dis socialism thing, it steals from hard workin people!

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Binance willfully failed to report transactions on its platform by Al Qaeda, ISIS, Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad. But then Trump's crypto company made a multi-billion dollar deal in partnership with Binance, so Trump gave the founder a pardon. Shockingly brazen corruption.

[Jerry @AnimatronicRat]

Giving birth to my half dead baby that has no chance of survival to own the libs

[Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose]

Meet baby Charlie. 

His parents were told his organs were underdeveloped in the womb & were advised to end his life prematurely through abortion.

They refused. 

Baby Charlie was born & lived for two precious hours before passing away naturally. 

Every child is worthy of life.

[Jerry @AnimatronicRat]

I must feed the demon my data so it can figure out which ragebait post to put at the top of my fyp so that I will become angry enough to commit an act of domestic terrorism

[Jerry @AnimatronicRat]

Creating deep fake pornography of my manager to blackmail him into an extra 15 minute break

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

[Posts By Feds @SuspectFed]

The following citizens did not mourn sufficiently after the passing of our dear leader's favourite anti-Civil Rights activist:

[Jerry @AnimatronicRat]

The tolerant right

[Savanah Hernandez @Savsays]

Despite what the left thinks, the right has been extremely tolerant these last 10 years.

And it’s the right that has actually lived through the reality the left thinks they have.

We’ve endured imprisonment, censorship, attacks, threats and Trump supporters have been killed.

We’ve been put on no-fly lists, de-banked and our kids have been targeted, indoctrinated and smeared by the media.

And now, one of our brightest stars has been assassinated.

The left took advantage of the tolerance of the right wing and now they think it’s funny to go to a vigil for Charlie Kirk and dance on his grave.

Pray for our country, because it’s clear the left is out for blood and I fear where we go next.

[Jack Meyer 🏛️ @Jackbmeyer]

I’m a bit surprised by the number of seemingly sensible people that fell for the ‘change my mind’ pretense of campus political debates and imagine these events as some kind of good-faith forum for engaging with different political views