Anita

Manic Pixie Dream Rat. she/her

[boogie woogie bagel boy @bippburger]

rip quincy jones man💔🐐

[Anita @Anitaltui]

😭😭😭😭

[Leodora Darlington @Leodora_]

So, I wrote a book! Totally chuffed to be working with the brill @BooksJoel and @MichaelJBooks in the UK.

https://t.co/gXvAlbVAbR

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

There’s also the interesting question of whether you can have a war if one side doesn’t have an airforce; navy; standing army; electricity; food; or water; and is a bunch of kids

[sophie @netcapgirl]

i must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction

[Orion Crime @orion_crime]

Heading to @HarrogateFest this year? Here's your chance to win a proof of the hottest debut of 2024 #LoveLettersToASerialKiller

Book a slot at our karaoke booth and murder a love song. Can't sing? Neither can we!

📅 Fri 21 July
📍The Old Swan Hotel

https://t.co/Uqiks6JyWj

[Leodora Darlington @Leodora_]

Harrogate huns, I'M SO EXCITED THIS NEWS IS OUT!

Whooo is coming to Harrogate and is up for murdering a love song with me? Warning: it won't be pretty.

Prize for participation IS AMAZING 👇🏾 @tashaaaaaaa @ktgreenst @PaperLiterary @HarrogateFest #LoveLetterstoaSerialKiller

[Anita @Anitaltui]

@sallykwhite You do work harder than everyone else, Sal. Hardly a toxic trait if it’s true. Come sell your soul to a corp. join us.

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

threads is people plagiarizing dril tweets and people not getting them

[Anita @Anitaltui]

@AmexUK @cgscotland500 Any update on this? Presale is apparently live now but can’t find a link or code

[erb @bentleyliz2]

This will always be one of my favorite videos “listen I think it’s a microcosm of more serious things”

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

ever see the opposite of a stork

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Surely someone wants her!!!!

[Anita @Anitaltui]

Both excellent shows👏

[New Diorama Theatre @newdiorama]

Next month TWO @newdiorama shows open in the West End. 🤯

FOR BLACK BOYS... @nvrchuk opens 25 March, Apollo Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue.

OPERATION MINCEMEAT @spitlip opens 29 March, Fortune Theatre, Drury Lane.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Always fascinating to remember that they actually created Best Animated Feature just for Shrek because they were so afraid of it winning Best Picture

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product

[Anita @Anitaltui]

Clearly you’re not all as funny as you think you are because this is always mentioned in my performance review

[zhi @zhipan01]

I hate how they don’t factor in how funny I am into my performance reviews

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

the first 6 words of this headline are a jumpscare