ANJI 👨‍💻

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[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

I love this picture! Buh no wristwatch on 💔.

Jersey from @EmperorAFC

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

@vemmally @whoiszolo Tf bro 😭😂😂.

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

@Wizarab10 @ThaBoyYom Everything you said here 👏🏽👏🏽

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I like to address each of these foolishness. Only idiots give them wings to fly.

1. Kissing is more intimate than sex.

You're just deceiving yourself. But when someone kiss your partner, you'll be praying they did not pound/ride them. Have you been kissed and left unfucked - why did you not walk away satisfied with orgasm?

2. Smoking or not, person wey go die go d!e.

That is why you want to use your hands to kill your lungs?

3. It pays carrying hook-up than having a girlfriend.

This is only valid because you don't know how to vet and are used to dating prostitutes. Thus it is cheaper to pay one in the street than to keep her at home. It is a YOU problem.

4. Sexual tension is better than the sex itself.

Jollof aroma is better than the jollof. Ode.

5. It is better to cry in a benz.

You never cry before na why. Poverty and discontent has you on chokehold that you will sacrifice peace for tears.

6. Fr@ud has helped reduce crime.

Crime cannot reduce crime. Are you daft?

7. Hook up commodities get the best husbands.

Yes, Kidnappers and Hire killers get the best wives. Ode, just say you're an ashawo.

8. Just have money.

You'll still be a rich fool. Money won't fix the fact you're a fool.

9. Grace na koko, hard work/Talent na jara.

Never talk down on the consistency of hardwork. Talent in itself is grace. It makes the work easier where others have to work harder. You can't control or determine grace (read as luck) so you have to work.

10. He or she is not the first to do it.

Exceptions do not negate fact. This is common sense.

11. Marriage is not an achievement
Yes, it is true for the unfortunate person that married you or will marry you. No announcement, celebration is bigger than a wedding. You need to wake up.

12. Pikin wey go spoil go spoil.

You're just an irresponsible parent or parent to be. Since they will spoil regardless, don't raise them. Throw them into the street.

13.Marriage wey go cast go cast.

Don't work on it. Mumu

14. There are no formulas to these things.

You are just a fool.

15. School na sc@m.

You be mumu.

16. Living my best life.

Whoredom is not best life. If that is your best life, one can only imagine how the rest of your life is.

17. I don’t owe my parents anything/I didn’t ask to be born.

I would say that is you and your parents' personal problem. But it is also important you know that you're nothing more than a fool.

18. Allow people enjoy things.

It is always rubbish you want people to enjoy. Were you dropped on the head?

19. There’s nothing like bad music/music is subjective.

You cannot hide a candle under a bushel.
- Jesus

Your taste is subjective. Music is not. You can love bad music, that does not make music subjective. It just means you love bad music.

20. Your wife is not your family member.

No, your wife is my family member. Well, If she is keeping her father's name, you might have a point there.

21. I won’t take my husband’s last name.

That is you and your unfortunate husband's personal problem.

22. Someone that loves you won’t give up on you.

Continue behaving like a fool and expect them to hang around. Your eyes go peel when you see your competition.

23. As long as it makes you happy.

This is the worst advice you'll ever get. People say this when you're on the wrong path but choose to coddle you. You don't do what makes you happy, you do what is right.

What is right will eventually make you happy.

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

Worst feeling ever: Trying to act nonchalant while your girl uses your phone

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

Not being busy at work is more exhausting than being busy at work.

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

@danielholkss We’ve really suffered in this part of the world mehnn

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

@Sege_321 Im stuck o 😪

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Omoh! Facts Dey cry for here o. Try and Watch now or later🙆🏼‍♂️

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

@therealnnamani If you’re in Lagos, apply to startups like a thief

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

@danielholkss Really? 😳😳😳

[Climb Within @climbwithin]

I can pursue more without becoming ungrateful.

Ambition should improve my character as well as my circumstances.

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

It’s so surprising how much relies on a mailing system.

This p has me on freeze mode

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

@Sege_321 Bro they chased my cousin out of an interview cuz she requested 400k if I’m not mistaken . They said they don’t pay their corpers that kind of money.

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

The entire corporate world is being put on hold right now.

Can even mail important clients. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[HoopersX @HoopersX]

I’ve been in IT over 35 years. There are supposed to be redundancies that make this kind of outage either impossible or brief. The fact they don’t know what’s even causing this going on 12 hours later is very bad.

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

@Ab_Soulutely Are you sure?

I thought the were investigating to find out

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

@Chunchumbambam And I pray we live long enough to enjoy it

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

Nigeria will be beautiful under Peter Obi 🥺

[PRECIOUS ORUCHE 📌 @MamaPee__]

LAGOSIANS MAKING HISTORY😭❤️

GOSH I LOVE THIS MOMENT‼️

NIGERIA MUSTTTT BE OK🇳🇬✅

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

@TrappVortex I jus dey observe ni sir

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

The fact say you check yourself mean say u never mad.

I know one guy named IKT…🤧

[TRAPPO$KIII🦦 @TrappVortex]

I just shout for madman now now 😭😭

Shey I never MADD like this 😭😭

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

@bubbles_debs @apadforher But I’m supposed to believe you dont have 2 heads

[ANJI 👨‍💻 @Anjii_X]

Eminem Dey diss Donald Trump 🤧

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

If you are a Nigerian and you attend a concert hosted by any Nigerian artist this December, you are a foöl.

I have not seen a completely useless industry like the entertainment industry here.

The reason they remain relevant is that we don’t keep them on their toes. So they do as they like, come online to do giveaways whenever it pleases them, and flaunt their luxurious lifestyles and vehicles for you people to debate about who is richer and who drives more expensive cars.

The radio silence from your celebrities is very intentional. Since Tinubu came into power, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Asake, Tems, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr, Rema, Adekunle Gold, Zlatan, BNXN, and EVERY other person in that industry have said absolutely nothing about the government. Not a single criticism, not even an attempt to encourage their fans to get their PVCs. Lmao, they can’t even publicly tell their fans to vote for a candidate because most of them are friends with people in Aso Rock.

You see how I did not mention the likes of Davido, Olamide, Ajebo Hustlers, Teni, Dandizzy, and Duncan Mighty? These ones are not even subtle about their support for APC and Tinubu. They are either friends with ST, take APC gigs, or dine with Tinubu himself.

If not for the fact that we are very unserious people, no one should be taking Davido seriously after that gimmick he pulled during the Osun State election.

All of them in that industry don’t rate you people, especially those of you who act like fatherless children defending some of them on social media every time.

The election is in January. Most of them will travel out of the country, then, after the election, they’ll come back to host shows, collect money from you people who are suffering, and come on stage at 3 a.m. after keeping you standing from 10 p.m. They might even kick some of you in the face.

But I guess Nigerians have a humiliation kink. If you hold these people accountable and keep them on their toes, they will be on their best behaviour. But then, there’s nothing like cancel culture here anyway.

Nigerian celebrities, pastors, and politicians are God’s favourites. They hit the jackpot by having people like you in their lives.

[4:44 @leliibaby]

there's a phase in your 20s when life just keeps humbling you over and over.. insane character development takes place during that phase