Ankit Jain

Builiding Business Insights 🚀 | MBA | CS Engineer | Manchester United👹 | Talking about Books, Products, Sarcasm, Startups and everything in between.

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33 BIGGEST Lessons I learned from
@warikoo's book “Get Epic Shit Done” 💡💡

A thread 🧵

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@ruchirkanakia Icici Health Shield

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We paid the full fare but were never dropped and nearly missed our flight. Complaint raised in-app, but no action. We demand a full refund.

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@rapidoapp_ Serious complaint from our 1 Jul Gurgaon→Delhi Airport ride. Driver knowingly started with insufficient fuel, took a 5 km detour for CNG, skipped refuelling despite the queue, and the vehicle stopped 5 km before the airport.

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We paid the full fare but were never dropped and nearly missed our flight. Complaint raised in-app, but no action. We demand a full refund.

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@astrokrishanan

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Baap aur dada pankhe mai bhi shaanti se sojate the, aur aulad ko AC mai bhi neend laane ke lie Magnesium Glycinate aur Ashwagandha chaiye.

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Bruno being let down by his teammates again. The amount of amazing passes Bruno has made is nuts.

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And this is just the start. Expect more luxury collaborations that turn your phone into wearable fashion.

Tech is becoming luxury. Luxury is becoming tech-enabled.

Would you buy the iPhone Pocket?

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Apple doesn’t want you to carry your iPhone in your pants pocket anymore. They want you to carry it in their ₹19,000 iPhone Pocket.

A few days ago, Apple partnered with legendary Japanese designer Issey Miyake to launch a 3D-knitted wearable phone pouch priced b/w ₹12K & ₹19K

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This reveals Apple’s larger play:

They’re not just selling tech. They’re selling lifestyle, identity, and status.

With 1.5 billion active iPhone users, even if a tiny fraction buys a ₹19,000 accessory, Apple adds billions to its bottom line.

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Posting your Save the Date publicly is wild.

Is this a wedding or a community event?

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The meltdown of INDIA Alliance supporters is so fun to watch.

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@syna4president Hey! 👋

If you’re learning stocks/IPO/business stuff, I run a chill WhatsApp community (300+ people) where we discuss:

• Stock market basics
• Business & startup insights
• Personal finance (no stock tips)

Join if you vibe 👇

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In Bull Market, Everyone is Harshad Mehta.

In Bear Market, Everyone is told you Stock Market is a scam person

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There are two mysteries mankind will never solve:

1. Why people post someone’s pictures and then hide the face.

2. Why someone posts publicly and then prays, “No nazar please.” Bro, you just invited the nazar with a caption.

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Bumrah showing how exactly the AWACS went down :)