Andrea Lynn

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

World Cup visitors, your Buc-ee’s, tornado, humidity, free-refill, deep-fried videos are saving us. In a country that only hears how awful it is, you’re showing everyone there’s still plenty worth celebrating. Thank you — we needed this!
God bless America 🙏🏻🇺🇸

[Eric Francis @EricFrancis]

An emotional hug for mom…before the Staal brothers storm the scene.
Fantastic moment for a great leader, Jordan Staal.

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

No player in NHL history has waited longer between Stanley Cup wins than Jordan Staal 🤯🏆

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

The U.S. Navy Blue Angels and U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds flight demonstration squadrons combined into a "Super Delta" formation for a joint flyover of the White House as tonight's UFC event kicks off.

Video from Northern Virginia Police Cars Facebook

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Jordan Staal accepts the Conn Smythe Trophy as the OLDEST player to ever win it 🤯🔥

[Fanatics @Fanatics]

admin’s really excited right now 🤣🔥

[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

So happy for Jordan Staal. Hell of a guy. And played the hockey of his life in that series.

[Ed Russo @EdRussoWX]

THE VIDEO: Union Pacific Big Boy 4014 passes over the Tunkhannock Viaduct.

A 1.2-million-pound steam legend crossing one of the largest concrete railroad viaducts ever built. Nicholson, Pennsylvania delivered an unforgettable scene today.

[Joseph Frascati @joey_frascati]

No one had the idea to add colorful air balloons in the background? They failed in NY, too. Letchworth State Park, if they have the air balloons or at least a jet fighter, fly over the bridge. What a shot that would have been. Poor planning, I guess.

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

Celebrating with the ones that have been with him the whole way ❤️💙

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

You can count on Cap 🫡

[NHL @NHL]

Gabriel Landeskog was certainly not expecting a second award to appear when he sat down for this interview! 🏆

Watch as Landeskog's family surprises him with the Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy for the way he exemplified perseverance, sportsmanship, and dedication to hockey. #NHLAwards

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

RP for your chance to win this signed @CamHeyward mini helmet! 🫡

[gcluppy @gcluppy]

Oneil Cruz feeding Punxsutawney Phil a stick

[Bring Hockey Back @BringHockeyBack]

F'N Flags 2.0 Drop

Revamped and renewed!

Dropping tomorrow night at 7pm pacific.

28 flavors to choose from.

We'll select 3 lucky peeps to get a flag from us on the house. All you have to do it RT this. That's it.

[Mammoth Stats @MammothStats_]

Tonight, Ian Cole will suit up for the 134th Stanley Cup Playoffs game of his career, the 19th most by an active player

The 9 different teams Cole has made a playoff appearance for are the most in NHL history

Experience matters 🔥

#StanleyCup | #TusksUp

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Welcome back coach! Ted Lasso returns August 5 on @AppleTV!

[Kim Griffin @MomOf3KGs]

Happiest of birthdays to our KG! You have blessed us immensely the past 20 years. Keep shining HIS light! Love you BIG!

[simar @shotsonnate]

#GL92 | The One Where He Came Back After 1032 Days