Anlysia Gregoire

Armchair game designer. // Board, tabletop, card, dice, video. All of them. // I opine about games and what they do right and wrong.

[Little V @LittleVMills]

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@d_linkski Oh I was going to say Factorio but then I realized where you work, haha.

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@jupiterbrandos I genuinely wonder if Commander would be improved by having the game immediately end as soon as ANYONE dies, and then highest life total wins.

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@AuthorialGail See also: Magic: the Gathering and Warhammer 40K.

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@Mihail_Atanasov @manfightdragon Cheaper, larger carts yeah man they were also silly to not put a battery that lasts a year in it while we just make up pretend tech they should have used.

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@mr1ply @Rahll AI let the useless "ideas guys" think they actually know anything, and turns out that all they know is "make a shitty copy of something else successful".

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@twelveautumns I love that basically all the rules you will actually need in practice are on the back cover of the (free!) book.

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@TheSpencerSly @nwiMurderLog @Elegant_Prose This is what shitty people have been doing with "service animals" for ages.

They see someone else get "special" treatment and they lose their fucking minds that they can't do the same thing, ignoring the reason for the accommodation completely.

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@bleachfruit_ I actually forgot the part where after chugging it she said "You didn't tell me where to pour it out, so I poured it into my stomach."

But that would sound too much like I was trying to gild the lily after the fact, so I didn't add it later when I remembered.

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@chaser_bait Friend of mine got popped for public alcohol and when they told her to pour her beer out she chugged it and then asked if it was okay to put the empty in her purse because she's "an avid recycler".

She was in her thirties though.

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@spickyspocky @tranz_schubert https://t.co/c1N4T13xvh

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

"if you're debating the badness of two words and you won't even say one of them, that's the worse word" - John Mulaney

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@TechSuperdudeBB @SlumRNA_Dog Shoulder is for pulled pork or similar, it needs to sit at temp a long time for the collagen to dissolve or else it'll just be a mess.

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@sophies_games @cwarzel Bluesky would label me a "Jerk Meanie Person ☹️" for thinking we should push right wingers into the ocean with a bulldozer to help create artificial land to build affordable housing on.

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@xav_moss @ieatchinchillas @vviet93 Dude they give you your own bill and you just pay separately, you don't sit there and divvy it up.

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@CyricZ42 @GenePark I didn't notice for a sec I was under a Gene post so I thought "Wow, that's the wildest out of pocket name-pull ever."

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@noinconsistency Does the baby have a hamburger? Asking for the Americans.

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@theistinthought @madmaxbr5 @GypsyD24 Because you're kind of stupid.

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@jessie_horan14 @masumer0 Riding them for a nothing usage being honestly disclosed just means that people who actually use it for big swaths will just be incentivized to hide it.

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@CaitlinMyers What a handsome boy. I love his eye colour!