Mothmanna

A strong, proud, beautiful trash can

[Basho Society @BashoSociety]

garden tomatoes
still green
but promising

Hikari

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Slimey for President

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Slimey is suited up and ready for the moon! Sending lots of love and luck to @NASA’s Artemis II crew. 🌕💛💚

[Masterpieces of Japan @JapanTraCul]

Passion, by Kawabata Ryushi, 1934

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Standing at the kitchen sink, washing peanut butter out of a comb and contemplating how I ended up here

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I think there’s something wrong with me because all I can think about is how bad I want buffalo sauce. Like I may go see a doctor it’s that serious

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@TheGreyBrandon 😘

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I’m like if an eldest daughter was a drunk uncle

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Me: “I love moomin so much it’s so cozy and calming”

Also me: “I loathe the evil Fillyjonk, I would stomp Snif to death if I could, Hemulen needs to go away, Snork SUCKS…”

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When the toddler sticks an arm or leg through the crib bars and wails like he’s being tortured

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I totally didn’t believe that Instagram was secretly listening to us via phone mics but ever since my husband started getting a ton of reels making fun of Italians in his feed I’m a believer now

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Marry me soup, marry me beans, marry me pasta… where does it end? Marry me latte? Marry me Dubai chocolate? Marry me enema?

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I think I’m probably funnier than 80% of all of the clowns in the world

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Every time I hear about the problem solvers caucus

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Some days I’m too lazy to clean the sheet pan so I line it with foil, other days I’m too lazy to line the sheet pan with foil so I clean it

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The Satan Clause

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Me: “Ugh kinda wanna delete facebook but I don’t want to lose all of my special memories there”
The special memories:

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I too have garlic in my soul (not derogatory)

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Excited to hear how tish James Jim comey Adam schiff Anthony fauci Joe Biden and assorted trans antifas worked together to plant the j6 pipe bombs later today

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When the Wikipedia page has a section called “criminal convictions”

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Secretary of War Crimes