Anna Naik

Peace Out✌️

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

I was a housewife. My husband had an extra marital affair with his younger, hot colleague. Eventually we separated. He was working in the spices industry. So I setup my own spices factory and scaled it up to 300 Cr in an year & took over his company. Also married his best friend.

[Afolabi Sokeye 🧱 @SokeyeA]

What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

@ArgentineWrut People like, I dont, yuckkk

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

Sell those pics.

[AbhishekkkK @Abhishekkkk10]

So I'm a 28 year old male and I was returning home by train. This 26-30 year old lady placed her feet between my thighs. Along with she was shaking that, which were touching my thighs and balls. I froze for like 3-4 minutes (doing nothing just staring at my phone for 3-4 minutes straight). I didn't have the courage to stand up or to ask her to put her feet down.

Idk man if it's normal or not. But i felt very awkward. When her feet were touching my balls and thighs I got scared so bad that my heart beat doubled.

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

Bc ye kya photo hai...gaay ka dudh hum muh lagake peete hai madarchodo

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

Welcome back @PetaIndia after Eid vacation 🤡

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

TC Came, Saw it, Made me pay 25 euros(thankgod for the pass or much more). Good approach, mistakes should also be charged

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

In Switzerland, We had a 2nd Class Euro Pass, and we were going to Bern, impromptu plan, by mistake we boarded the 1st Class Coach, even chatting, this coach looks good, why aren't others like that, bla bla. TC came, she saw our pass, said this is the wrong coach, asked us to get

[softwared_mind @softwaredmind]

Today, a train TC caught me red-handed. 😨

I was traveling from Pune to Mumbai and accidentally booked a local train ticket instead of an express ticket.

When the TC checked my ticket, he looked at it and said,
"This is a local ticket. You don't know that?"

My heart literally sank.

He started doing calculations on the back of my ticket and finally said,
"You'll have to pay a ₹310 fine."

(The actual express ticket was only around ₹100.)

A few moments later, he calmed down, looked at me again, and said,
"Get down at the next station, buy the correct express ticket, and don't do it again."

I couldn't believe it. No fine.

I got off and rushed to book the right ticket...

...and guess what?

Another TC was waiting there. 💀

For a second, I thought, "This is it."

But that TC also let me go after I explained what had happened.

Thankfully, I bought the correct ticket just in time and boarded the next train.

Everything turned out fine.

Sometimes luck quietly saves you in ways you don't even realize.

But then I realized one thing :

Whenever I buy the right ticket, I never see a TC. The one day I make a mistake... they appear out of nowhere. 😂

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

Off the next station and go the right coach, but still took the extra money for the 1st class coach between 2 stations. We should not let go these mistakes easily. Not a good thing. Same happened in Italy, booked a wrong dated ticket and confidently sat in the train.

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

@kalshitkalshi 3rd match chennai la ahe. dharmshala madhe paus manj chennai la padnarach

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

Who in their right minds kept a match in Chennai in the middle of June.

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

Ambani is 69? Never realised he is that old. Always though late 50s. Time Moved on, I'm still in early 2010s

[babu bisleri @baabuOP]

That 0.18 is 2x higher than Indias richest mans networth 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

@fracturebaandya @kasatarihotay Ahh, Navi Mumbait, Swatantra flat madhe Mukt Sanchar karat asel😂😂

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

First technically was Lagaan, one I can remember is 3 idiots. Must be others in between, but don't remember it

[Jhal Muri @soni_de_nakhree]

My first movie in the theatre was Partner( banger). What was yours??

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

@fracturebaandya Times change, people change, priorities change. I never felt this close to my father till 2021-22. After 2024 khup jast. adhi distant ani gaand fataychi kahi vicharayla, sagla via Aai. Demeanourach tasa hota bhendi tevha🙃. Feels good to be close to your Dad

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

Now we can confidently host the Olympics. Our Standards wont be much lower than this. Anyway the teams will get used to it in 2028 LA Olympics

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

England have been victims of a theft of their training equipment, after vehicles transferring kit to their Kansas City training base were broken into.

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

@RedDevilHarsh28 @mavamalai Gandit Goli aikla asshil, hech te

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

Not Fair, Pranit More still would still be able to perform even if you ban it.

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Now the real stand-up comedy begins.
'Should Ban Stand-up Comedy Shows', will write a letter to CM: Mumbai Mayor

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

@fracturebaandya nhi bghaycho amhi khup picture tya veli, babani nhela tr janar 😂😂, tyana vel ani avad navhti, after 2015 baba suddenly khup picture la jayla lagle, atta mahinyala 2 jatat, 1 tr fix, jatatach, kahihi chalto

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

@fracturebaandya "Kasa re asa tu"????? This is not Gaurav typinggg? @kasatarihotay This has you written all over it, but you wouldn't say it, you would not be surprised mi asa kasa vegla😭😭😂😂

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

I was thinking something I had to do, forgot it bc, its so irritating, so so irritating. I can't focus on anything now, until I remember what I was thinking..Hatt bc. And I know it must have been something important

[Anna Naik @Anna_Naikk]

Today India is playing a ODI? Wtf??