Anne Corbitt

Fiction writer. Atlanta native. Terrible (but enthusiastic) dancer. Novel, RULES FOR LYING, September 1, 2016.

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@mrbnatural Oh thank you!!

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@mrbnatural I’m so sorry to hear this news! Can we talk some time about what this means for the press’s writers?

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@ambernoelle The absolute best soundtrack/score. Highly recommended writing music!

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@JamesTateHill Such a dream! Though I’ve decided to believe that when I don’t find my book in a store it’s bc the thing is flying off the shelves. They can’t keep it in stock!

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@mattfiander @largeheartedboy Love this! Can’t wait to read this book!!

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Clear proof I’m a nerd: upon watching a recent episode of Jeopardy!, I made my husband pause so I could recite the whole/two lines of Sydney Carton’s speech from TOTC, and he was…not impressed.

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@reluctantlyjoe Can’t wait to read it!!

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It’s always funny to me how naked my dog looks without her collar. Like, I would share a photo, but that feels indecent somehow.

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I’m a huge fan of therapy, but sometimes it feels like I’m spending a boatload of dollars for someone to watch me realize I’m the asshole in real time.

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@finejuli @Maegan_Poland Gotta add my 5 pov characters over 4 days novel. My mom loved it. https://t.co/jqHubxepqs

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@AnjaliEnjeti Happy birthday!! You look radiant!!

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Well deserved!! Check out this gorgeous award-winning novel! https://t.co/ThKpArNZ8i

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A totally unrelated comment about the rich guy starring in a lot of discourse of late:

At least people finally know how to correctly pronounce the name of my college alma mater?

Go Phoenix!!

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@JayWamsted Also, I am eight months older, a fact that hasn’t worked in my favor in nineteen years, but maybe now?

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@JayWamsted As your wife’s age mate and friend from her youth, I feel responsible for these gaps in her knowledge. Clearly, this is my fault.

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@JayWamsted Actually, true! And also, we can just blame said brother-in-law and unmentioned sister-in-law. They let us all down.

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Happy 20th to @onestorymag! Being part of the One Story community has been among the greatest honors and joys of my life. Congratulations and thank you thank you thank you!!

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Anybody else waste their teen years analyzing the angles of boys’ toes just b/c Seventeen Mag said they subconsciously point their toes at their crush? Just me?

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something like this should have been the Atlanta #HalftimeShow. Not Maroon 5. Best one I’ve ever seen.

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@JamesTateHill I will always—always—prefer the D.B. Cooper storyline. I think about that dude at least twice a week.