Anne Teater

follow my weight-loss journey as i eat only 29,999 ants a day 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 opossum account: @virginiaopossum

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POV: you are an ant

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@KTTheorist i still want ants
and i still need ants

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making my way downtown

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life tip: stacking your tamanduas is a great space saving hack for apartment living!

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@AnnVole 10/10 response

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the crossing guard who holds you for 15 minutes so 50 kids can cross when you’re already late for work

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@AnnVole but who is controlling him ???

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goodnight friends ! may you sleep like a baby anteater on a giant sloth plushie
♥️🐜💤

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how i’m about to fall asleep knowing i did none of the important things i had to do today 😌

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@PossumWaffen snootette

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goodnight my long snooted friends 🐜💤

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@hellla787 do you think it’s his wife or baby?

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@PossumWaffen ♥️🐜🐜🐜

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me and who

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i gotta run, my uber is waiting outside !

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ant(sw)eater

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if you stare at this long enough the nose starts to looks like a snake

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him: what that tongue do
me:

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for my 1st wish i would like a dumpster that never empties

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did anyone lose a cat?

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@ElfFromMirkwood the resemblance is uncanny

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on today’s episode of “Name That Animal!”