Anne Hogan

Entertainment Marketer. Southerner in LA. Highly caffeinated. I love whales and sequins. I had cancer, now I have cancer jokes. she/her

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

@amandamull I bought a house in June and still have the brick red 90s walls upstairs because I haven't had time to paint yet. I don't need the stress of feeling like I should have taken a sabbatical from work to paint my house so it's "perfect" within 6 weeks.

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

@amandamull I refuse to watch HGTV anymore because it stresses me out too much. These people buy a house, move it, and everything is exactly updated and done the way they want within 6 weeks for an on-camera reveal.

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

@abresslour @ajfeuerman I bought one on sale after Christmas and used it to count down to Inauguration Day! Last year? Year before? What is time?

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

@ajfeuerman Fact: they have the best jams. Fact: their advent calendar is a delicious treat to be enjoyed by everyone. Why should daily treats be just for Jesus? And for that matter, why should they be only in December?! Please join me in lobbying for year round Bonne Maman calendars.

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

@rgottlieb1 @ajfeuerman @JessicaGottlieb Set up a war room and order dinner!

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

Not on Twitter for ages. Tweets Hulu support for help. Immediately get a bunch of weird-ass spam. FFS I just want to log into Hulu.

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

@hulu_support help! When I try to log in to my account, it tells me I need to reset my password, and it sends a code that expires in 5 min. The problem is, I don't get the code for at least 7 min. Your website says to contact support, but I have to be logged in, which I can't do.

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

@kellywhalen1885 @windsorbug Truly the best possible response.

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

It’s barely 8:30 and I’m texting my mom 100 questions about paint. She’s a lucky lady.

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

@KwiksetCorp Nope, you sure don’t. Where are the knobs that match the Halo Touch Traditional in Venetian bronze? None of them have the arched rose. You also don’t offer any custom options to change out the rose on your knobs and levers.

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

I will never get over how annoying and dumb it is that @KwiksetCorp doesn’t make a knob that matches the Halo fingerprint deadbolt, but the @Schlage_Locks Georgian Camelot knob works! Now I need to work up the energy to paint the door. Maybe once it’s cooler outside…

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

@megweiss13 @justinbbradford @leegibsonmusic Is this where I admit that I NEVER have the sound turned on?

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

@AmazonFreevee #FeelFreeto #FreeveeGiveaway

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

I never want a cold sales call, but I especially never want 3 in a row after I’ve declined the call BECAUSE I WAS ON AN ACTUAL WORK CALL. What part of being sent straight to voicemail made @infotechRG think I wanted them to keep calling?

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

@Mel_Isnt_Real Yay!! The "I've done everything I can and now I must wait" part is the worst.

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

A fun game I play with @Xfinity is they send me a spam text, and I unsubscribe, and we both pretend it means anything.

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

Okay, 10pm pushed me to try Twitter for a solution. Does anyone know the trick to stopping automated calls from @cvspharmacy? I can’t find a setting or preference in my account to make them stop.

[Anne Hogan @Anne_Hogan]

@NatashaNicholes I like vanilla fancied up - butter pecan, peanut butter cup, throw in some pretzels for that sweet and salty combo. What’s your jam?