Mel

a creature void of form

[Mel @Mel_Isnt_Real]

@VScrivanoKelley I genuinely can’t wait to! 💕

[Mel @Mel_Isnt_Real]

My son received a Home Depot 1-2-3 book today & is completely bemused by a section on installing phone cable 🤣

[Venessa Vida Kelley (She/They) @VScrivanoKelley]

I'm overwhelmed! So grateful to @tordotcom for this lovely piece about WHEN THE TIDES HELD THE MOON but especially to Diana Pho at @ErewhonBooks for acquiring this book and honoring my wish for it to be illustrated!
Click the link to read the announcement! 😭🌊🧜🏻‍♂️🗽💙🎡🎢🎟️

[Mel @Mel_Isnt_Real]

@VScrivanoKelley @tordotcom @ErewhonBooks Can’t wait to get my hands on this! Congratulations Venessa! 🎉

[Mel @Mel_Isnt_Real]

It’s like I took his class photo

[Mel @Mel_Isnt_Real]

They are having to take him on potty breaks

[Mel @Mel_Isnt_Real]

Meet Chicken Joe, currently terrorizing our long-suffering vet techs with nonstop crowing 🤣

[Jennifer @Paper_Heart_Jen]

Dolly Parton at 77 and me almost half her age. 😭😭

[Mel @Mel_Isnt_Real]

If the general idea is to make the place a hellhole for anyone who doesn’t pay, I don’t think the end result is going to be everyone paying up

[Mel @Mel_Isnt_Real]

christ I don’t check this site for one day and I come back to find I’m now getting notifications when people post? Like, basically my entire feed is now also in notifications?! Musk’s business sense and grasp of what people want is truly impeccable

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

When you’re a teenager on a wet day in 1999

[Mel @Mel_Isnt_Real]

A mom in the airport is berating her 8 yr old because he gets “95%” on his homework assignments but isn’t doing so well on quizzes. Having just seen her helicopter review and correct his homework for the past 30 minutes I think I’ve cracked the case

[Mel @Mel_Isnt_Real]

The algorithm is sorely overestimating my interest in tissue boxes that make it look like the tissues are a woman’s skirt

[Mel @Mel_Isnt_Real]

@JudeAtwood You’ll know after the 7-10 business days it apparently takes them to get you off the list that they were able to get you on in an instant

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I wrote a thing: "Republicans hate our veterans — and no one hates them more than Donald Trump" — watch what they do, not what they say. thanks for reading, and please sign onto my mailing list to make sure you never miss a post — https://t.co/k56y6zoocX https://t.co/k56y6zoocX

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

used to be you could forge in secret a master Ring to control all others: One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. can't anymore though, because of woke

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The top 3 worst words:

1. Holibobs
2. Crimbo
3. Hubby

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

How to stay safe this Halloween

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

Living with addiction is such a lonely road that has nothing to do with self control. Matthew was able to connect with others when he selflessly shared his own story.

One thing right now is clear: he made people’s lives better in so many ways, and not just on television.