annie

[annie @Annee_Mariee]

I just peaked. https://t.co/ODfExfErdG

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

No one should ever drink something called The D.E.N.N.I.S. System. https://t.co/bg87cFTPBx

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

straight roommate had a girl over last night and she left this morning as i was watching real housewives on the couch

[chris @ATR3lDES]

when you say you enjoy sports as a woman and they start asking what the players had for breakfast 3 days ago

[van. @torturedparinda]

Lana del rey in 9 months:

[Bulletproofsoul @bulletprfsoul]

Ok now wait just one second GLASSES

[Jasmyn @JasmynBeKnowing]

“It done went from 8 to 6 to 4.”

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

Having anxiety today so we channel her bc she had anxiety and hives and did things anyway

[angie k mafia @365normalgirl]

Him: don’t act crazy
Me asf:

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

this is what july is going to feel like

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[Michael Good @michaelgooood]

every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000

[Luann de Lesseps @CountessLuann]

Open the schools❤️

[Tammy Knickerbocker @TammyKnickerbo4]

I know she typed this with a cigarette in her mouth #RHOBH

[annie @Annee_Mariee]

Happy nurses week!

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

A 50-year-old, 4’9” Filipino charge nurse in Looney Tunes scrubs is going to humble the hell out of one of these kids on their first day and it will be hilarious

[annie @Annee_Mariee]

@chromatttica The bitch is back

[Luann de Lesseps @CountessLuann]

🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[ri 🕷️ @rielfication]

happy birthday to all irish people!