Anneliese Kane

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[Anneliese Kane @Annelieseface]

I just got an email for discounted dog wigs. #SoManyQuestions

[trash jones @jzux]

the american healthcare system is actually perfect if you’re a healthy person with no teeth or eyes

[Anneliese Kane @Annelieseface]

On todays episode of “The universe is cruel”:
Baby gave me 3 hours of broken sleep, pre teen had a major attitude, route to school was blocked, got myself a little treat from @AromaJoesCoffee, slipped in the driveway and dropped it into a puddle 💀 are we sure it isn’t Monday?

[Anneliese Kane @Annelieseface]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do (not but twitter asked me to tweet about it)! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Anneliese Kane @Annelieseface]

@Shutterfly trying to get my freebies and almost every product I click gives this error message. What is going on?

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like “do you ski?”

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” it’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient

[Anneliese Kane @Annelieseface]

My husband just made me watch one of the most disturbing horror movies I’ve ever seen. The second the credits rolled he said “Alright, let’s go to bed!” It’s been less than 10 minutes and he’s asleep. #IMarriedALunatic

[Anneliese Kane @Annelieseface]

Ordered grocery delivery from Walmart and decided to ✨treat myself✨ with a 1/4 gallon of chocolate milk. They were out and substituted it with a full gallon 🎉 it’s the little things that make quarantine better

[trash jones @jzux]

you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for me at my worst

[Anneliese Kane @Annelieseface]

@mercari_app I placed an order on 11/14, they marked it shipped same day. I reached out 11/23 because there was no update and it still showed as not shipped and they claimed to have shipped it 11/20. Still no tracking updates as of 11/28 but they won’t let me cancel the order.

[Anneliese Kane @Annelieseface]

@smarantobragg Nope, don’t like that.

[Anneliese Kane @Annelieseface]

@whoop why is it I had to pay almost $200 to upgrade to the 4.0 but my husband and best friend who I referred last year both got it for free? 🤔

[Brona C Titley @bronactitley]

wow, ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of her house made of sweets, was not aware she used it to lure children into her oven to cook & eat them

[The Block Panther @DeleMage]

Bruises from all the times y’all said he wasn’t a planet.

[helen @helen]

growing up i had a friend who was convinced the lyrics were “don’t go, jason waterfalls” and i think about it constantly. why would it be that. who is jason

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

sending tiktoks is a love language