Golda Pearl

WSU A E Φ Alum

[Golda Pearl @AnnieKlinger]

@MIGOP Offensive and Insensitive don’t even begin to describe the ridiculousness of this tweet.

[Golda Pearl @AnnieKlinger]

@MIGOP You people are unreal. How dare you use an everlasting trauma to enhance your political views.

[trash jones @jzux]

me: damn i need glasses

my insurance: sorry we don’t cover that

me: four senses is fine

[gay baby deer @doefaced]

I feel like my generation was defined by getting groomed on kik/omegle and frantically trying to talk your tumblr friend down from suicide while your parents yell at you to put the damn phone down

[Golda Pearl @AnnieKlinger]

When are they going to make a bandaid that goes on the top of your finger?

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

How can you even go back to playing after something like this?

[Golda Pearl @AnnieKlinger]

There are two types of people in this world: those whose parents let them watch SpongeBob as a child, and those whose parents didn’t.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

walking addicts will be like “im just gonna go for a little walk”

[Golda Pearl @AnnieKlinger]

Remember when ;-* and XD were flirting?

[Golda Pearl @AnnieKlinger]

I’m literally the nicest person I know. Why the fuck are people so mean to me? 😂
Asking for a friend

[Say It Valencia @SayItValencia]

Talk to me kindly. I don’t need to learn anything the hard way or rough way, not when I’m so understanding. Not when I’m so polite.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The rarest blood type in the world is Rh-null blood; also known as "golden blood"

It's only been identified in 43 people during the last 50 years

[Golda Pearl @AnnieKlinger]

My first day of high school was 10 years ago today. Lmao. I’m old as shit.

[Golda Pearl @AnnieKlinger]

Someone called me hot today whilst my feet looked like this.
There really are some good ones out there.

[Bubbles @sancoholic]

Dear soulmate, they wasting my time out here. Hurry and come get me

[Golda Pearl @AnnieKlinger]

The amount of chocolate covered strawberries that I can eat in one sitting is disgusting.

[Golda Pearl @AnnieKlinger]

If anyone could give me $1,000 rq that would be sick 😂

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

remember who checks on you
when you get quiet. those are
your people.