ben chan

It's basically me IRL but... the internet version...

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

@Napaaqtuk Tryna finish writing that (and the other cases you mentioned). #BenchWritingBalance is killin me :-/

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

Predatory conference email coming in strong with the, "probability suggests that you're not feeling well" angle by opening with, "hope this email makes you feel better."

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

@carlzimmer They also released measles numbers... 87,000 cases in Uganda since the beginning of the year...

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

:-/
https://t.co/BfpIx3cvLx

[Bill Gates @BillGates]

I’m thrilled about the elimination of malaria from Algeria and Argentina. This news gives me hope that we’ll one day get rid of the disease forever. https://t.co/mizZSMgpUe

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

https://t.co/c0NR86c2YX

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

Bristol academic cracks Voynich code, solving century-old mystery of medieval text https://t.co/EeLi2vFEtZ

[Union of Concerned Scientists @UCSUSA]

Exxon had this science more than three decades ago. #ExxonKnew and continues to know while they actively push climate doubt.

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

@carlzimmer I've the hard cover *and* audiobook... Is it weird that following along while listening is how I read this thing?

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

@emonosson11 @voxdotcom Yay phage!

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

Ben, in a desperate attempt to feel alive, got in the shower and then turned on the water.
He did not feel alive. He felt regret. Lots of regret.
He also started self-narrating in third person... Not sure what that's called. A mental break, perhaps?

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

Daughter: "dad! Liza threw up in class today!"
Son: "Liam threw up on the bus this morning!"

Likelihood of a Chan family vombomb? Rapidly increasing... #parentLyfe

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

Current #LabMood
(if only those were agar plates)

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

I'm not saying that this is my favourite gif of all time, but I'm also not-not saying that...

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

Google autocomplete is on point. (I'm fine, but dang google...)

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

Every squad needs exactly one crazy thude/wildcard... Like someone who doesn't use a phone case to protect their phone. They'll keep the mission interesting.

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

Am I the only one who invites people over as motivation to clean up the house?

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

@mikeblazanin @antropoteuthis @Amandatron89 @PaulTurnerLab On it. Phage RatKing and RatKang.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

George's wallet.

[ben chan @AnotherBenChan]

https://t.co/zcgLxcRUkh