Predatory conference email coming in strong with the, "probability suggests that you're not feeling well" angle by opening with, "hope this email makes you feel better."
I’m thrilled about the elimination of malaria from Algeria and Argentina. This news gives me hope that we’ll one day get rid of the disease forever. https://t.co/mizZSMgpUe
Ben, in a desperate attempt to feel alive, got in the shower and then turned on the water.
He did not feel alive. He felt regret. Lots of regret.
He also started self-narrating in third person... Not sure what that's called. A mental break, perhaps?
Daughter: "dad! Liza threw up in class today!"
Son: "Liam threw up on the bus this morning!"
Likelihood of a Chan family vombomb? Rapidly increasing... #parentLyfe
Every squad needs exactly one crazy thude/wildcard... Like someone who doesn't use a phone case to protect their phone. They'll keep the mission interesting.