Came out to my dad as pansexual in a marks and spencers cafe, he doesn't say anything just leaves the table leaving me stunned and in tears
Reappears 10 minutes later and hands me a frying pan. Turns out hes supportive just couldn't resist the fuxking dad joke
Today on the plane I opened my little milk for my coffee and it was pressurised from being in the sky and when I opened it a little bit squirted onto the laptop of the guy next to me and he screamed