Jake Ansell

[Fifth Gear @NotFifthGear]

Italy traded 3 World Cup entries for Kimi Antonelli

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇪🇸 BREAKING — Spanish Scientists Cured Pancreatic Cancer in Rats.

[Shaun 🐊 @shaun___2001]

Wayne Rooney who played the mens game at 16 is not shitting himself off some fart who runs away from tackles

[Brentford FC @BrentfordFC]

Must have been that unchanged team 😏

[Alen 🇸🇮 @UtdAlen]

These were your own players when one of your own was down and hurt btw 👍 https://t.co/55K36xwBN4

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 He might have cost £115M but his favourite number is 007.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE ARRIVED!!!

[PB @football_pb]

Official: Florian Wirtz has gone 007.

£150m, Bond.

[Sumeet @flameosumeet]

Florian Wirtz when he doesn’t have 30 seconds on the ball

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

That divorce album is gonna be insufferable

[Sarmo @sarm0161]

What in the name of shouldn’t be allowed within 250 yards of a school is going on here.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

They told wirtz this isn’t bundesliga 😭😭😭

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨‼️ The Premier League have confirmed Antoine Semenyo reported being racially abused by someone in the crowd. That is why Anthony Taylor stopped the game, reports @BBCSport.

[B @utdbrxy]

PREM SUMMER SERIES AND SNAPDRAGON CUP CHAMPIONS YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨☢️😲 #WATCH — Video shows Rory McIlroy going NUCLR at a beach club in Saint Tropez after The Open. @TrackingRory

Fan: “Where’s the green jacket?”

Rory: “It’s on the yacht” 🛥️😎

(Via: brody.mandeIbaum19/TT)

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Tyrrell's live reaction to Spaun's winning putt is AWESOME. 😂

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

🗣️”Mum please tell me Dad hasn’t made himself look like a massive twat online again”

Dad:

[Pilib De Brún (Phil Brown) @Malachians]

Bangkok century cup champions, you’ll never sing that 🎶🎵🎵

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

This is JT’s “Let me show you how we do it in the pros” moment. Savage.