Anthony Ferguson

Wit, insight and puns. Mainly puns. Er puns, just puns. That's all. Puns. None of the views expressed are my own

[Anthony Ferguson @AntBeatle]

@guardiannews Feel free to say if you've ever met a proper news story.

[Anthony Ferguson @AntBeatle]

@GaryHodgkison @MGBainbridge @Malster28 @Fazman1969

[Anthony Ferguson @AntBeatle]

Cooper refuses Taylor Swift police protection despite terror threat - billion pound concert tour at risk from Labour Home Sec's inaction.

That wouldve been the story, wouldn't it? A cynical man might think sometimes Labour get hammered for doing either of 2 available options.

[Sam Coates Sky @SamCoatesSky]

NEW:

Sky News can reveal the freebie Taylor Swift gig attended by Yvette Cooper was on August 16 (as a gift of her husband)

That was one of two dates Swift got blue light escorts.

There's no denial of Sun story that Cooper pushed for more security for Swift.

Home Office would say security matter for the Met

[Anthony Ferguson @AntBeatle]

@Nndroid @johnharris1969 Yes, great work. Have a Big Gray Heart from me too

[Michael. @cawleym1]

@KayBurley @LabourSJ Tax payers paid this. We want our money back!
https://t.co/LtMvZuiMFD

[Anthony Ferguson @AntBeatle]

@papercutsshow I've got a bad feline about this #fixtheheadline

[Ace Records @AceRecordsLtd]

It's Ace new release day folks! RT to WIN one of three sets of new releases. The winners will be drawn out of the hat at 5pm today 🎩

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

Well said @gilescoren 👏

@uklabour aren’t corrupt or hypocritical in accepting gifts.

Tory corruption was in different league! Ans Johnson’s wallpapergate was corrupt bc Tory Party did not accurately report donations and had to pay a £17,800 fine.

[Eddie Burfi @EddieBurfi]

What a handover. 🔥

After 30 minutes of Farage being Farage on LBC, @mrjamesob opens with a blistering reality check.

[Saucy Seventies Adventures @SaucySeventies]

Great cover versions of our time - Max Bygraves sings The Beatles.

[Anthony Ferguson @AntBeatle]

@martinkelner @talkSPORT From Pier to Eternity.

[Anthony Ferguson @AntBeatle]

@papercutsshow Typhew, wot a scortcher #fixtheheadline

[Anthony Ferguson @AntBeatle]

@papercutsshow PG Trips #fixtheheadline

[Anthony Ferguson @AntBeatle]

@pressgazette Sounds like he is moving online only.

[Anthony Ferguson @AntBeatle]

Well at least they are planning their hypocrisy in advance. The last shower seemed to do their hypocrisy on an ad hoc, anytime, all the time basis.

[George Mann @sgfmann]

Daily Telegraph: Half of Cabinet accused of planning
‘hypocrisy’ #TomorrowsPapersToday

[Anthony Ferguson @AntBeatle]

@quantick Death metal

[Anthony Ferguson @AntBeatle]

@David__Osland @VintiquesMark So, they could be ineligible to vote for themselves?

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

Have to say when Cameron became PM of a majority govt in 2015 on 36.9% of the vote I don't remember quite so much concern about vote shares.

[Anthony Ferguson @AntBeatle]

@cazbcfc @YvetteCooperMP Congrats. Great work.

[Anthony Ferguson @AntBeatle]

@ShippersUnbound Which seems to me to be a good attribute for a PM. Concentrate on where work is needed and make a success of it.