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[Ant @AntOnTwatter]

@ScouseRepublic Woman in 202 yesterday spent the 1st half on her phone taking selfies and voice notes of the crowd. Didn't see her again after HT til 62 mins when she came back. Spent the rest of the game showing her fella the selfies she took on the concourse with a wine. Waste of a ticket.

[Ant @AntOnTwatter]

@StanCollymore Interesting that they choose to overlook all of Jesus' socialism and love of fellow man when they do it as well

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@Andrew_Heaton They dont want him in our squad when we play them. It gets drawn out til the days after we play them and then he arrives at the ground on the 31st and Tsimikas waves a dildo at the reporter's nose

[Ant @AntOnTwatter]

@RobGutmann Yes we're quite well known to be indifferent to our legendary footballers. Best stay where he is and achieve immortality by scoring a brace against Sunderland

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@TheAnfieldWrap Big fan of this one...

"Genuinely, being an Everton fan offers not a single slither of joy. None. Nothing but misery. The only joy is the avoidance of misery. What is the point."

[Ant @AntOnTwatter]

@rl174 @LFChistory I think so. Think they came in the pub with us when we got off and he undermined all of my gentlemanly hard work 😀

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@rl174 @LFChistory I remember it being hot. And I remember being cockblocked by Matt and his "they're not in to casual sex" line

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@rl174 @LFChistory Rafa in jeans?

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@wideawake_media Sure it can all be fixed with a few CBD gummies though. Don't forget to use LETISS10 at the checkout

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@henrywinter Grim

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@henrywinter Oh does he play for Real Madrid now?

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@80s90sfootball 2005. The night i decided to support liverpool so remember it well.

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@paddypower Is he a really good shit player or a really shit good player?

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@plinketyplink2 When you grow a ginger beard like that there literally no hiding place from your Irishness

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@ManUtd Who remembers when we were good?

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@johngibbonsblog @TheAnfieldWrap Healthy proportion of people "not caring" about us winning the league in these replies

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@rl174 @LFC I'm only paying for it if I can have my picture took with Phil Babb

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Just checking @LFC if I pay this do I get to receive the guard of honour?

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@rl174 @LFC Form a queue

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@HLTCO The correct answer is John Motson and Barry Davies.