@ScouseRepublic Woman in 202 yesterday spent the 1st half on her phone taking selfies and voice notes of the crowd. Didn't see her again after HT til 62 mins when she came back. Spent the rest of the game showing her fella the selfies she took on the concourse with a wine. Waste of a ticket.
@Andrew_Heaton They dont want him in our squad when we play them. It gets drawn out til the days after we play them and then he arrives at the ground on the 31st and Tsimikas waves a dildo at the reporter's nose
@RobGutmann Yes we're quite well known to be indifferent to our legendary footballers. Best stay where he is and achieve immortality by scoring a brace against Sunderland
@TheAnfieldWrap Big fan of this one...
"Genuinely, being an Everton fan offers not a single slither of joy. None. Nothing but misery. The only joy is the avoidance of misery. What is the point."