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Burn the boats

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Yeah I’m a #Capricorn
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Slow neck head department called, they said I’m their employee of the month 🤫

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The cartel hit costco I might have to get involved

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Please no more Indians donny I’m begging

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Please these labubus are stealing by job with Visas, and corporates don’t care bc they are cents to the dollar and they practice nepotism so they only hire other labubus. Pls 50% of the tech sector is comprised of labubus and they are so dumb.

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So we speedrunning 1984 zionist tech dystopia huh?

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

BREAKING 🚨 UK government makes Digital IDs mandatory: 'You will not be able to work in the United Kingdom if you do not have a digital ID, it's as simple as that.'

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I finished paying a Klarna $13 26 month installment publix sub from 2 years ago. Mashallah

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Some hot espresso rn😩, drinking it with my comically large 1900’s bourgeoisie mustache and reading the local paper about political violence and tribalistic upticks causing great class, racial and sexual confrontation (there is jazz in the back & I only sip the coffee bc its hot)

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Brain rot is genuinely a national security threat

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Unpopular opinion but every time I see Jesse Eisenberg in a movie I want to lobotomize myself except for superbad he gets a pass on that move

[Dr. Nut @Dr_Nut_]

Another week of workslop in hopes of payslop so I can have funslop later

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Y’all think Mark Cuban shaves or rocks the bush?

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Pucker up buttercup

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Polyphasic sleep maxxing

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8.23 billion people in the word? At least 6 billion gotta be AI bots ain’t no way boy

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Nothing Burger City called, they said they yearn for me

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What y’all know about Fritura de malanga?

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Imagine not living in a coastal state

[mega mega white thing @properdipwad]

if AOC is soooo progressive then why does she dress so conservatively? Dump em out shawty

[Synical🐇🥮TWITCH PARTNER PUSHING @synicalbeanical]

A moment of silence while we listen to the anthem one last time

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100 gorillas vs the indomitable human spirit