Anthony Arcangel

Yo I'm Ant. Inside Reporter for the Final Absolution Fantasy Basketball League. I like a gal with some nice daddies

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@girthquake_sud Under what conditions?

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Boogie Cousins, Porzingis, a broken and unusable Kevin Durant, and “no draft picks.” In just one year this became one of the greatest teams we have ever seen. The Tank Engineer has mastered the tank (on his second try). The Woodstock for Vans have placed their mark in history 🏆

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How about this: to show good sportsmanship, @boblorenz2814 has offered free lessons to @alps38 of the Swiss Alps on “how to win a ring.” The Alps haven’t won a championship since Obama’s first term

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FINAL ABSOLUTION LOTTO LIVE NEXT WEEK ON INSTAGRAM. SEE YOU SOON @alexdBernard @VisibleBruckman @girthquake_sud

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Preseason odds at a @boblorenz2814 vs @Nathaniel_Bott finals were set at [phone]. Those are the same odds as Oral Roberts winning every NCAA basketball tournament until the end of time. Good luck to both men

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Wow! What a first round! Congrats to @JacobHirschmann and @__Griff__ for their big wins. The second round starts tonight!

@Nathaniel_Bott (Even) vs @__Griff__

@boblorenz2814 (-500) vs @JacobHirschmann

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@alps38 RT if cried

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Midway through the first round, @JacobHirschmann holds a 300+ point lead over @HartAttack93 ‘s G-league team. @Matt_Jones_13 leads @__Griff__ by 200+. Meanwhile @Nathaniel_Bott and @boblorenz2814 are still on the golf course waiting for their next victims.

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Lottery order:

1. Nard
2. Max
3. Max (via Cz)
4. Jason
5. Cz (via Ap)
6. Jason (via Pepin)

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Playoff bracket:

@HartAttack93 vs @JacobHirschmann, winner plays @boblorenz2814

@__Griff__ vs @Matt_Jones_13, winner plays @Nathaniel_Bott

We are, of course, our friends at ESPN do not re-seed after the first round

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If Pepin wins against the Alps, he is in and the loser of Griff/Jake is OUT

If Pepin loses he is OUT and both Griff and Jake would be IN

Good luck men.

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PLAYOFFS UPDATE:

Already clinched: Bob, Kz, Bott, Bing
Still alive: Pepin, Bing, Jake

Bob has clinched the Inferno division and the top seed
Bott will clinch the Paradiso division with a win over Max

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FINAL WEEK OF THE REGULAR SZN

LORDES
1. @boblorenz2814 🚘
2. @Nathaniel_Bott 📰
3. @HartAttack93 🇬🇷
4. @Matt_Jones_13 🏀

BORED
1. @alexdBernard 🏳️‍🌈
2. MAX 🐝
3. @VisibleBruckman 📷
4. @jason_sud 🇺🇸

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FOUR LORDES

1. @boblorenz2814 🚙
2. @HartAttack93 🇬🇷
3. @Matt_Jones_13 🏥
4. @Nathaniel_Bott 📰

BORED FOUR
1. @alexdBernard
2. MAX 🐝
3. @VisibleBruckman 🎥
4. @jason_sud 🇺🇸

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After 2.5 years of irrelevance, the Woodstock for Vans have CLINCHED their first ever playoff appearance. A few other first timers looking to follow in the near future 👀

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LORDES

1. @boblorenz2814
2. @Nathaniel_Bott
3. @HartAttack93
4. @notthefakePepin

BORED

1. @alexdBernard
2. MAX
3. @VisibleBruckman
4. @jason_sud

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DEADLINE DAY LORDES & BOREDS

LORDES
1. @boblorenz2814 🚙
2. @Nathaniel_Bott 📰
3. @HartAttack93 〽️
4. @__Griff__ 🎙

BOREDS
1. @alexdBernard 🏳️‍🌈
2. MAX 🐝
3. @VisibleBruckman 🎥
4. @jason_sud 🇺🇸