Anthony Castonzo

Offensive tackle for the Indianapolis Colts

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holy shit. Got a chance to see @readyplayerone. Way exceeded expectations. People were cheering in the theater. Will be seeing again in theaters. #ReadyPlayerOne

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LFO's lyrics always spoke to me. Their metaphors were so deep.

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Knowing how long to microwave things is an under appreciated skill.

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Had to post this. Happiest pup alive. 📷: @littledommy

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It's about time a National Treasure 3 came out, isn't it?

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@studie32 WITCH!

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If it were the Middle Ages & I were tasked with making a witch test, I'd drop egg shell in egg whites. They get it out on 1st try --> WITCH!

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@RichatESA @E3 That would be an absolute no brainer. However, if my sources are correct, it is june 13-15? Alas, those are also the dates for our minicamp

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That football practice tan got me like

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Lenny in "That Thing You Do" is still one of my all time favorite movie characters

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"Do it for Marty's torso"

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Just once on WOF I want the category to be "what r u doing" & b4 any letters r up someone tries to solve & goes "playing wheel of fortune!"

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"Dude where's my car" is like a less trippy, less high version of "masters of the universe"

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So batter and dough are basically the same thing right?

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Was the person who coined the term "coining a term" just caught in an infinite loop of self-reinvention the rest of his/her life?

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"Oh the neighbor dog is in her yard, minding her own business? Sounds like she's a threat! I should bark angrily & go batshit crazy"-Charles

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O it's raining?

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Turning a Snapple fact into a trivia question is an under appreciated art form.

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Charles sharing his crate. With his nemesis, of all creatures. There is hope for peace

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I wish @Mariobatali was more present on TV. Love watching him talk about food. Dude looooves food. I respect it.