RonyTivers

WTF is going on...?

[RonyTivers @AnthonyOlajuwon]

@boney2r “Every bitcoin on earth” lol

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Chinese companies distilling models from the frontier labs who trained them by stealing IP from literally everyone

[Owen Phillips @owenlhjphillips]

me (35) one week after staying with my 27 year old brother in bushwick

[justine @justinemach_]

an idiot in motion goes further than a genius at rest

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Bosnia reminds me of Iowa football: everyone’s white, and they can barely get the ball past midfield.

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[Eric Richards @EricRichards22]

"I'd like to have a binding conversation about a subject that I've given you zero warning was even in play"

[wanye @xwanyex]

People watching Superbad in the future will be like, “there are three kids named Mohammed in my class, I don’t get it”

[The Last Crusade | Tom Patrick @TomPatrick90]

@ZeldaZealot I guess I thought he was just being toy-racist.

[Ben @Financialtailor]

This is unfair, they're taxing my unrealized gainz.

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

W #JameisOnFox

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[🇺🇸Stevinho⚜️Sonolência🇧🇷 @Stevinho21]

I spoke with a coworker who was in the LSU Tiger Band and said they would charge $100,000 for full and appearances. Make it happen Arthur Blank. One of you Billionaires write a check to put a college band at every game. That’s our unique culture. None of this faux euro garbage

[Andrew Kuhn @FocusedCompound]

SpaceX will IPO tomorrow

Here's the bull case:

Target valuation is $1.75 trillion

But that's just on Earth

There are 8 planets in our solar system

That's $14 trillion in potential value

But when you factor in the other 100 billion planets in our galaxy?

$1.4 septillion.

Woah.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Ben Franklin didn't plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

[nba paint @nba_paint]

Timbs in four.