Tut (the real REAL one not Austin or Ashton)

@dora_carrera is the human equivalent to the Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze™️ from TacoBell

[Tut (the real REAL one not Austin or Ashton) @AnthonyTutorow]

The perfect body isn’t:
Huge arms
Flat stomach
Firm butt

The perfect body is:

[Tut (the real REAL one not Austin or Ashton) @AnthonyTutorow]

@glock9gamer If this series does well and you like the input from the comments, you could do a series called “Over Ruled” where each episode, the top comment adds new permanent rules that continue to stack until it’s physically impossible to play or you die (or 3.0 release)

[Fantasy Gazette @FantasyGazette_]

REPORT: The white cleats found in Rashee Rice’s car are a pair of Clyde “Sweet Feet” Livingston’s. The shoes had been stolen from a nearby charity event earlier that day.

[Tut (the real REAL one not Austin or Ashton) @AnthonyTutorow]

Dora:
Yes Koala
No cheese
No pickle

Outback Steakhouse:
No koala
Yes cheese
Yes pickle

[Tut (the real REAL one not Austin or Ashton) @AnthonyTutorow]

@dora_carrera Bro just get the book or kindle app???

[Ian Fisch - Lead Coder on Kingmakers (wishlist!) @Ian_Fisch]

Please wishlist my new game KingMakers on Steam. We've been working really hard on this for 5 years, and can finally unveil it to the public today. Hope you guys like it 🤞

[Tut (the real REAL one not Austin or Ashton) @AnthonyTutorow]

@netflix y’all dumb fr

[i heart glizzies @iheartglizzies]

anyone got some change?

[Lady Yunalesca 🪸 @queenloutifah_]

Scrappy Doo getting taken away from Skull Island

[i heart glizzies @iheartglizzies]

merry glizzmas

[safe place for b99 stan. @comfortninenine]

Rest in peace, Andre Braugher. You were always in our hearts, forever our Captain Holt. 🤍

[Tut (the real REAL one not Austin or Ashton) @AnthonyTutorow]

The dangers of having your YouTube on the tv I guess…. Two of these are mine…

[@[email protected] @JonBaker]

SOMEBODY GET RUDOLPH A FUCKING EPIPEN IMMEDIATELY

[Bondforged Stokes™ @Homostokesual]

Reel Steel is one of those movies like Megamind or Speed Racer where you don't go watch it in a theater when it first drops you catch it at like 7pm on FX one night and only realise what you were missing out on 10 years after the fact.

[Dalton @WhateverComa]

As I've learned more about LEGO, it makes me realize this movie is incredibly smart. Emmet has no shine in his eyes compared to everyone else, which means he's based on classic mini-figs. Everyone has more personality because they are from newer sets that have more expressions.