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Anyways, $4 a pound

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

@CarMax I need someone from your legal department to contact me IMMEDIATELY. This is a serious matter, I have tried multiple times with no luck. DM me immediately.

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

Girls make nail appointments like guys make tee times

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

@BillLeeTN good job banning drag shows asshole, really doing a good job for the state of TN rn, bravo you fucking prick

[CNN @CNN]

JUST IN: At least 3 children killed in shooting at private Christian elementary school in Nashville, a local hospital confirms. The shooter was killed by police. https://t.co/YgHge5sZ6b

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

Been saying this, y’all just aren’t ready to listen

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

Truly amazing

https://t.co/Z12eMQhFsj

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

Are you telling me, correct me if I’m wrong, that a butter milked this ranch…?

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

Pwobabwy hit da gwitty

[Domenico @AvatarDomy]

What would you do

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

@hubermanlab Is water wet?

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

I'm ready to play an ACTUAL PGA Tour event next week @thegenesisinv

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

@Brendon_Thomas YouTube

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

Played VR poker and dude next to me gave me his VR vape

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

How much ketamine do you think King Julian was on at that lemur rave?

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

I hope the asshole who bought the $42,000 BMW in my wife’s name is enjoying themselves

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

@GavynBridges I went with my other girlfriend

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

My hibachi chef didn’t do the onion volcano, so naturally the meal should be for free

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

Turning left at a busy intersection, while sneezing, is a fear I wish upon no one

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

There’s a special place in hell for people who schedule in-person meetings at 4 PM on a Friday..

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

The sexual tension between you and the person on the other side of the gas pump

[Toeknee @Anthony_Brayer]

I heard my roomba go into my bedroom and I just tried to call it out of there like a dog