Sometimes you can literally hear the penny drop. Work colleague asked; "When is Easter?"
"April 10th", the Boss replied informatively. There was a moments silence before the Boss added, cheerfully; "I go on my skiing holiday on the 3rd!"
"No, you're NOT!"
Silence but for penny
@Omnishambles85 Everyone in mine is able to WFH, but cos I recently went to job interview my boss is assuming I'll be offered new job and isn't bothering to set me up!
@janestevenson68 Same here. My 84 dad visits my mum 3 times a week until now. The thought that I could loose both my parents in this CV-19 is too much.
⚠️ Finally Boris has decided to take this virus seriously ⚠️
They have now decided they are going to test EVERYONE for the virus... All you need to do is send a stool sample off to 10 Downing Street , Westminster, London. SW1A2AA.
👍 You're welcome.
I heard a recording today of 2 Milanese doctors talking about the way their hospitals are being overwhelmed by #coronavirus cases (h/t @IlvesToomas) I've written it up here. Their accounts are distressing, eye-opening and a warning of what may be to come https://t.co/6k7kt4TIGQ
So my daughter's school has decided to close today and Monday, as a few teachers and pupils have been sent home showing suspected CV-19 symptoms. Head is giving school a 'dead clean'.
It’s actually amazing how Boris manages to talk about the situation as if he’s personally been doing something about it when in reality he’s done next to fuck all, and is pretty much continuing to do next to fuck all. I’m genuinely impressed.