Just The Aunt

I am raising my nephew. I get no credit in the real world. Please validate me, internet.

[Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life]

Help. There's a nine year old con artist living in my house.

[Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred]

*carving a forced smile into a lifeless pumpkin husk I will put outside in the elements to rot for the enjoyment of others* Why does this feel so familiar?

[Kat @ollkorrect0]

I am mentally ill but I do think you should take into account that I used to be mentally iller

[Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life]

Baby boy came home from school, cleaned out the fridge (unprompted) and then went to wrestling practice. Not sure if I should feel appreciative or insulted.

[Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life]

@kat__writes 🖐16 years here

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Pumpkin spice pneumonic plague

[Functionally Feral @FeralFerrell]

if i say something out of left field just know it’s a big field and will happen again

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

My grandma would tell us that we’d go blind if we sat too close to the TV while she drank her gin in a cloud of unfiltered cigarette smoke in her home that was made solely out of asbestos.

[Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life]

I will not only survive this, I will thrive. I always do.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Shoutout to all the adults who used to be the kids in classrooms who would count exactly how many other kids were ahead of them so they could figure out the paragraph they were going to have to read out loud in class

[Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life]

Never let anyone make your feelings a matter of debate.

[Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life]

Excuse me, these are my emotional support 16 episodes of P Valley.

[Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life]

Back on my bullshit

[Antonio @dreadheadmonk]

I don't wanna talk about it your honor

[Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life]

Retweeting for continued relevance

[Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life]

I am rarely the smartest person in the room but I am always the smartest person on the road.

[Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life]

I am rarely the smartest person in the room but I am always the smartest person on the road.

[Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life]

Nothing can turn the knife that's in your gut like a good song

[Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life]

@Mimosa48 They are tiny cracks

[Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life]

Honoring my ancestors by cussing loudly and profusely while I do home repairs.

[Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life]

@Mimosa48 No I'm repairing cracks on the drywall seams with fiber tape and putty actually