Ant Harris

Still out here winging it, I ain’t dead yet motherf*ckers

[Ant Harris @Antwoon]

Just won 150 weatherspoons vouchers with my @leisureleagues 6 a side team, what a prize! 🏆 🍻 #PrestigeWorldwide

[Ant Harris @Antwoon]

My phone works like a Tv from the 90’s the harder ya hit it, the longer it works for! Lovely bit of tech

[Ant Harris @Antwoon]

Trapped the end of my Johnson in between 2 pieces of timber at work today. Took me back to the days of catching it in my jean zips or when the toilet seat unexpectedly fell on it while going for a slash.

[Ant Harris @Antwoon]

Sensible Ant: ‘Get yourself together, live comfortably’. Reckless Ant ‘ Fuck that see how close you can play it’. Ahh shit, here we again...

[Jordan | Disney Dad @Jordan_Coombe]

THE ULTIMATE BILLIE EILISH MEME.

[Ant Harris @Antwoon]

@Rygarrod

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

sorry for lack of tweets. been in leeds custody for slide tackling a goth again. lookin at a three year stretch for animal qrooltay

[Ant Harris @Antwoon]

2 of the biggest bacons on my bus today.. One looks like Miss trunchable, and the other a rougher version of shaggy! Walking round with a fucking fanny pack around his neck, saying mans got flavours offering th to 15 years olds when it’s definitely homegrown. Embarrassing

[Ant Harris @Antwoon]

Got my bus ticket checked by a ticket inspector on a bus, when did this start? Another thing the countries worrying about too much if Gareth bunks 5 stops that would of cost him an extra quid let him. We’re giving grands extra too useless cunts who we call the government

[Ant Harris @Antwoon]

@EvieMcfarlane @Rygarrod

[Ant Harris @Antwoon]

The Getaway on Ps2 needs to be remastered ASAP, was so good!

[Ant Harris @Antwoon]

Probably been said but how we’ve let Ramsey agree to leave is beyond me, definitely one of the hungriest mofos that we’ve had playing for Arsenal since the invincibles in my opinion.

[Ant Harris @Antwoon]

You wouldn’t remake Tomb Raider and change Lara Croft to a male but it’s ok to change the main character in MEN in black to a female?🤨🤨

[Camden Arms FC @fc_arms]

The boys welcome SE dons to Baypoint this Sunday in the last 16 of the Kent cup!! 11am kick off!!
Come support the Camden! CAFC!!⚽️🏆🔴⚪️

[Pez Young @Pez78]

Arsene Wenger must be sitting with a glass of red tonight in Totteridge and smiling at the adulation Liverpool and Spurs are getting for qualifying for the last 16...he did it every year for 15 years with Chamakh, Park and Almunia yet was abused, belittled and ridiculed..xx

[Ant Harris @Antwoon]

@TwymanJoshua Grow up

[Camden Arms FC @fc_arms]

Kent Cup day, the boys welcome Cheriton FC to the Royal Harbour this morning! CAFC!🔴⚪️⚽️

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

This clip of Chelsea physio Billy McCulloch's is the funniest thing you'll see today 😂😂😂 https://t.co/w65b0LOjGk

[Ant Harris @Antwoon]

Moved across the road from a Chinese and down the road from a gym, guess which one I’m using first #YouWantANumber42

[Camden Arms FC @fc_arms]

The Camden are looking for some preseason friendlies with teams in the premier divisions of Kent, get back to us if interested

[Ant Harris @Antwoon]

#CAFC https://t.co/S5lPZu521L

[Camden Arms FC @fc_arms]

Victory on Sunday confirmed us a 3rd place finish in our first season in the prem, adding to our appearance in the challenge cup final, it’s been a very impressive season for the lads with lots to push on for next season!CAFC!🔵⚪️🏆⚽️