I met a man today with a blood pressure of over 190/120.
He was joking, smiling, completely unaware he was sitting on a ticking time bomb.
That’s how stroke works.
Sudden. Silent. Deadly.
Let’s talk about it. 👇🏾
When a woman loves you = toto.
When she doesn’t love you but you have money = toto.
Buy her a car = toto.
Give her money = toto.
In a relationship with her = toto.
Not in a relationship with her = toto.
Buy her a wig = toto.
Buy her a phone = toto.
Buy her shoes = toto.
Give her a phone case = toto.
Everyday, you women on this app keep reducing yourselves to having nothing to offer in a relationship except sex, then get angry when you’re called a pr0stitute.
Dear @ManUtd
I’ve supported this club since 2003 and I have one request ahead of next season.
Please sell Bruno Fernandes.
After what I saw as his insubordination and the way he played alongside Cristiano Ronaldo during the ongoing FIFA World Cup, where Portugal were eliminated, I’ve completely lost faith in him as the captain of Manchester United.
This club deserves leaders who inspire the team, not divide opinion.
If Bruno remains at the club next season, I’ll be h@te-watching every game and hoping this team learns that no player is bigger than Manchester United.
A loyal fan since 2003.
Competive goals against top nations:
Ronaldo Messi
Spain 4 0
Germany 2 0
France 2 2
Netherlands 3 1
Brazil 0 0
But you want to gas a hat trick against Algeria 😂😂
🚨 For Cristiano Ronaldo to equal Messi's achievements, He needs:
• 1 World Cup
• 3 Ballon D'or Award
• 2 French League titles and
• 1 Human Hormone.
🚨 But For Lionel Messi to equal Ronaldo's achievements, He needs:
• 3 Premier League titles
• 2 Champions League titles
• 1 Puskas Award
• 2 FA Cup
• 2 English Super Cup
• 2 Italian League titles
• 2 Italian Cup
• 1 Club World Cup
• 6 Globe Soccer Award
• 1 UCL All Time scorer Award
• 1 Diamond YouTube play button.
Any disrespect to Cristiano Ronaldo from all Messi fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔
As a man, instead of buying pizza and burger to impress her, use that money to get yourself garlic, ginger, cloves and bitter kola, she would be more impressed and sing your name🍀❤️