Myka 💋

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

For those of you that don’t know, I make custom items (t-shirts and things) but I also create pre-made designs. Check me out 🥰

https://t.co/sViTyApWOa

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

So @UberEats my driver got arrested. What now?

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

@Instacart What's the point in selecting a timeframe if my order won't be delivered at that time? Also, why do you pay your supervisor Haysa extra money to not do anything different than your reps?

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

I need a Snowflake documentary about Timber (timbersperry3) on TikTok STAT

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

That clip going around is giving Gypsy Rose, I can't explain it.

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

Holy shit.

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

Crying watching that video of Josh's dad confirming.

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

Is it true? Someone check on King Cobra.

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

My condolences to the families that aren't #foodiebeauty

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

@Uber_Support @Uber quick question: since when does UberX come with a surprise guest star? I ordered a solo ride, not an episode of “Who the hell is this in the backseat?” 🤨 I want a refund, not new friends.

[court ˶ ˃ ᵕ ˂ ˶ @jpgghowell]

i definitely thought that getting sprayed by skunks and having to take tomato soup baths was going to be more of an issue when i was a kid

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

@Uber why doesn’t a quiet comfort ride include the music? I want pure silence. I’m overstimulated.

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

Since the elections, my favorite pastime is watching Molly Rutter’s manic episode unfold on TikTok. It’s amazing that it isn’t satire truly 😂

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

What have we learned today? Salah’s family is the line she’s not able to cross. She left Morty alone when they were put in it, she left FFG alone when they were put in it. 🙃

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

Hey 🫣 I rarely post anymore, but what happened with Kalari? I’m still a chismosa whether I’m online or not 😂

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

I’ve discovered Willo Davis and King Cobra. This playlist is in the 100s so I’m not going to get much sleep tonight lol

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

You definitely hear that damn cat in the livestream. I’m an aunt to 12 and I’ve been around PLENTY of kids. It’s not kids playing outside bro, don’t insult our intelligence. I don’t even care about who has the cat, it’s just the blatant lie for me.

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

@ChipotleJobs customer service is garbage.

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

Dear ‘Merica,

TikTok is the last little bit of sanity I have. If y’all really take it away, I’m going to be a basket case babes. Just let me have this little bit of joy mmkay?

Sincerely,
@AnxiousAssMyka

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

Buying necklaces and hiding in weird closets! Weirdo!

[Myka 💋 @AnxiousAssMyka]

Watching “Abuducted By My Teacher: The Elizabeth Thomas Story” and this MF was creepy from jump!