Anya Jaremko-Greenwold

writer/editor

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

If God didn't want me to use the em dash, why did he enshrine it in nature? In the horizon line—the lightning-harrowed bough—the canyon's pink striation—the pupil of the goat

[David James 🍩 @funkentechno]

Every few months another cultural institution gets trashed by some conglomerate for short term profit and loads of talented, hard working people lose their jobs. We mourn it and we move on, but this world is getting remade by those with no interest in art, culture, or people.

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merry christmas! for @TheCut I wrote about The Holiday and why I now realize that jack black >>> jude law (but jude u can still call me) https://t.co/lTah4cm7d7

[The Cut @TheCut]

Jude Law may be the traditional heartthrob in Nancy Meyers’s 2006 seminal rom-com, The Holiday. But Jack Black is a revelation. His character, Miles, is a plucky daisy in a field of sunflowers, emotionally available and childless. @AnyaJaremko writes https://t.co/jwCRE9KecO

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@WriteStep thank you! 🙂

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“Later she sat on the ground in the forest between school and home, and spring was so bright and beautiful, the warm air touched her so tenderly, she could almost feel herself changing into a flower. Her light dress felt like petals.”

happy spring from William Steig

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@o0olivia we were like ‘Beck? Who is this asshole? we are here for CHRIS CARRABBA’

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@mike_lesuer I started respecting you less

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@ahazlett thank you! truly The Best Book.

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@DavidShuck1 thank you :)

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

wish I was a jellyfish. no thoughts. just beautiful and venomous and sexy vibes and radially distributed nervous systems

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the spelling of the word ‘queue’ is absolutely preposterous.

[Brandon Wall @Walldo]

I am also looking forward to emerging from the shell of my former self and spending all summer outside screaming

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

shall i compare thee to a silly goose

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high risk, high reward

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red sky at night, tweeter’s delight

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

It's funny to imagine Zack Snyder discourse in other forms of art. Everyone freaking out when Thomas Kincade, the Master of Light, drops a new painting of a cottage that totally changes the game

[Hidden Movie Details @moviedetail]

In Citizen Kane (1941), a scene is interrupted with the sudden appearence and loud screech of a cockatoo. After much speculation from people on its symbolism, Orson Welles admitted that he put it in there to wake up any audience members who might be dozing off.

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it also reminds me of this scented cereal bowl candle, which i have been working up the nerve to purchase for years (but haven’t yet)

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i keep getting (what i can only assume are viciously targeted) instagram ads for this absolutely cursed $65 froot loops pie