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[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

What’s the essence of using condoms when you can just do soapy and rest

[Chris 𝕏 @Chris__X__]

I never realized jogging in your 50s would be a great way to meet new people.

Just today, I met two nurses, two EMTs, and a cardiologist.

I was so close to meeting Jesus too.

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

One thing about Lagos people, everybody is rushing.
Rushing to work.
Rushing home.
Rushing to enter bus.
Rushing to overtake.

Nobody actually knows where they’re rushing to. 😂😭

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

Lagos agberos don plenty abeg 😂

You fit enter one bus stop, see 20 agberos, but finding police na hide and seek. 😭

Who dey recruit these people? Because the population growth is concerning 😂

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

You need to be mentally and physically stable to be a Chelsea fan for real

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

Even you wey loose 2:3 after scoring 2:0 wan yab me 😏

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

@FabrizioRomano Lamine has been hyping himself so much lately, even his PR manager is probably like ‘oga, rest small’ 😂😂

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

Laming been yapping too much lately..
Bro answers one question and somehow gives us his entire CV 😭😂 Relax, we know you’re good..Someone please collect the microphone from Lamine 😂 Man is yapping like the interview is his acceptance speech.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🏆🤩 Lamine Yamal: “For Ferran's goal in the World Cup final… I drew two defenders with me, and Pedro Perro was able to deliver the cross on his own”.

“Drawing 2 or 3 opponents is not enough for me. I know I'm helping the team massively, but people don't realize that”.

“Only those who really understand football are the ones who appreciate these things”, told Movistar.

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

Onye oshi 😂💔 you just want to rest your player.. we need Henderson too

[Chukwuma Henry @henryggmu1]

Drop Kobbie Mainoo for Henderson ✅

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

@theBigMira_ It’s only rude if the person asks with disrespect. The question itself is normal. If you don’t want to say your age, fair enough… but calling the question rude? Na small thing wey you dey overthink

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

If ‘how old are you?’ is rude, then I don’t know what we are supposed to ask again 😂 ‘What’s your favourite colour?’ Before you say that one too dey invade privacy 😭

[🌺MIRA @theBigMira_]

You just started talking to me and you’re asking me how old I am, I find that really rude

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

Asking your age is rude now? 😭 Abeg, how person wan know if he’s talking to his mate or his aunty? 😂 It’s a normal question, no need to turn am to human rights violation.

[🌺MIRA @theBigMira_]

You just started talking to me and you’re asking me how old I am, I find that really rude

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

@JoeOfficial12 Like ehh.. that day you go see graduat Dey beg for GG 😂

[DON-JOE||mPSN⚕️ @JoeOfficial12]

You don play Everton at 12:30pm when Pickford dey good mood before???

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

@AbdulrazaqFawaz @FabrizioRomano UEFA Nations League (2021) mbappe won this tournament with France

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

@AbdulrazaqFawaz @FabrizioRomano Mbappe possesses several major international and domestic trophies that Lamine Yamal has not yet won in his career..
FIFA World Cup (2018) Mbappe won the biggest trophy in football with France in 2018. Yamal's Spain reached the 2026 World Cup final but fell short.

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

@Leavemebe336 @FabrizioRomano

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

@yusufmuhdm @FabrizioRomano I hope with this article of mine you will be certified and happy to know that mbappe is the goat 🐐

[ifeanyichukwu @Anyi934]

Yes I can love my fellow guy,, doesn’t mean I can f**k a fellow guy. Bro love is not for just the opposite gender. Remember Jesus loves all, don’t you love your brother??

[TEMI💜 @TEMITOPEqef]

“Why would a guy love another guy? These dudes make NO sense at all.”