Lester “The Yard Dog” Collins

Clemson ‘87 | ΣAE | Finance | Girl Dad | Professional Rock Climber | 2A🇺🇸| #LeaveItToLester

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@zeusthedrilla Cam before I like, are you for or against lane in this scenario?

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@NormanJeff56 Norman your energy is unmatched #KeepItUp

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I’ve never been more happy in my entire life.

[ESPN @espn]

REVENGE.

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No.

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HOTTY TODDY, GOSH ALMIGHTY
FLIM FLAM BIM BAM
OLE MISS, BY DAMN!!

#HOTTYTODDY

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Jesus Christ I thank you for this win. I will never doubt you ever again. #blessed

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He is losing his fucking mind.

[Cam “The Prisoner of Azkaban” Skatebo @zeusthedrilla]

Someone drop Landry kiffens bag pic before I break my tv

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This is my Super Bowl.

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Amber is going to be so happy I’m turning her first semester savings into a 4 YEAR PLAN!!!!

Say goodbye to student loans sweetheart, maybe you’ll talk to your
Ol’ pops again.

#HottyToddy #ToHellWithKiffin #LeaveItToLester

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I see Lane Kiffin on my television and my blood pressure goes through the fucking roof. #LaneSniffin

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Another win in the books for Clemson. This team is something special. #ALLIN

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Donna can take the house,
Amber can call Doug “Dad”,
The court can take my license,

But you cannot silence The Yard Dog.

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@NormanJeff56 Good luck Norman.

- “The Yard Dog”

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Would.

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#ESPN was out of their goddamn mind wasting thousands of dollars to make a 56 minute documentary about this schmuck.

Someone in the writing room needs to be fired immediately. #SniffinKiffin

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Got a warning from the boss if I shit on company time for over 20 minutes again I’m out. #AnotherDollar

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Microwave shit the bed and the check engine lights on again, but I don’t mind.

Some guys fold under pressure, I just stop opening the mail.

- “The Yard Dog”

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@berbra36114 With a name like pretty puccy, I think I’d be addicted to you.

- “The Yard Dog”

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Nothing like #NewPortShorts to calm my nerves.

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@RealClaudeJones He’s a putz. I give him 3 days with that witch.

- The Yard Dog

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I can’t stand my Ex-Wife Donna’s new boyfriend Doug.

I gave the ol’ moose a call today to talk logistics on finances for Amber, and this Wise Ass has the nerve to pick up the phone and say

“I hope going forward you and I can be on good terms”

Piss off Doug.

#Divorced