Norman “The Doorman” Johnson

| The Situation | LSU Football ‘83 | Ex Recovering addict | | 0-3 in Rehab | |Viagra enthusiast |

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

@zeusthedrilla It’s either you want it or you don’t.

- Norm

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

@zeusthedrilla I think moriah forgot to text me after I gave her my number.

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

@Donpowerrs Come for 5 minutes to take a pic and leave. #UrNotTheMan

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

@zeusthedrilla Hey cam, it was actually 1:30. I’m gonna shootup this entire bar😛😛

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

@StevenPenn_CFO I didn’t know she was 12 years old!

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

Ur god damn right

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

@naberday99 Your god damn right Dan

-The “Doorman”

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

I’m not a fan for black QBs but Darien mensah is 23/23 for 211 and 3 TDS at half. Thank you Rosa Parks.

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

What Trinadad Chambliss is seeing in his 3 step drop tomorrow. #geauxtigers

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

Shaved my asshole for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

I eat pussy like I’m trying to defuse a bomb. #NaughtyNorman

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

@AnyoneButLester Love him or hate him u still watched #geauxtigers

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

Well don’t mind if do. #SpookTree

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

@AnyoneButLester Bush did it.

“The Doorman”

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

@Jim131proofLahy OHHHHH WAIIIIIIIIITER

-“The Doorman”

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

Now maybe the bartender will know who I am #HandsomeContest

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

Time for recess. #GiveMeBackMySon

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

How blacking out, pissing my pants and beating my wife looks at me tonight. #NukeEm

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

Why was I born handsome instead of rich?

-“The Doorman”

[Norman “The Doorman” Johnson @NormanJeff56]

@RealClaudeJones Claude,

I put my kids college tuition on this and now my wife kicked me out of the house thanks.

- Norm