Claude “The Praying Mantis” Jones

Ole Miss ΣΝ ‘99 | Rush Chair ‘97 | Traditional Power Forward | 2x Intramural Basketball Champion | Run The Damn Ball

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Take the rest of the year off Dart.. time to tank #demonhome

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#canceltheseason

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Sometimes you just gotta see one go through the net.. #romewasntbuiltinaday

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“Yeah lets keep Skattebo on the sideline and hand the ball off to his much less talented teammate on 3rd and goal against the best d line in the NFL” #shrink

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Cancel the season

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@DrewWinstonLLC Kenneth Walker isn’t good at football anymore

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Kenneth Walker the first player to become washed in the span of 7 days

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@DrewWinstonLLC Drew,

If you took the time to read directly under this tweet, you would see I meant Dalton Schultz.. god forbid the Praying Mantis makes an error here and there.

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Somebodys gotta set the tone. I don’t even like Bloody Marys. Just drinking it out of pure grit. Dawson Knox touchdown today if you want free money

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Need a cool 50 from Rashee in fantasy

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I meant Dalton Schultz. I’m a damn mess

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@paultwocock6 P2C,

I’m a fan of the Lego bonsai tree. Excellent touch

- The Praying Mantis

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Claude had a few adult beverages at his cousins wedding last night. I fw Puss in Boots. He’s the fucking man.

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Shoutout the Wet Bandits

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@AnyoneButLester Damn right Yard Dog.. You da man!!

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Clemson is not that good at football

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Happy #sandwichsaturday
LSU to this penis!!!

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A meal fit for a king

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@2010brianwilson Christ, Kirby that is one behemoth of a sandwich!

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Seriously,
Why is burner LinkedIn not a thing?
#lookingtoconnect